by Mamma Murder May 10, 2010
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Use them then lose them--then find another one. That's half the fun.
Use them then lose them--then find another one. That's half the fun.
by mamma murder August 17, 2010
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Get the flip a shitty mug.(N) A night walker type of girl you meet at a bar. She's the girl with the razor blade eyes and killer thighs--with just enough showing to blow your mind.
She's a w-o-m-a-n and she'll kill you with her verbs--meaning that she's hot AND she's intelligent and she probably WOULD kill you.
Mamma Murder's got a vampire tan and dark brown hair and large doe eyes.
First she'll use you--then she'll lose you.
She's a w-o-m-a-n and she'll kill you with her verbs--meaning that she's hot AND she's intelligent and she probably WOULD kill you.
Mamma Murder's got a vampire tan and dark brown hair and large doe eyes.
First she'll use you--then she'll lose you.
Have you ever heard of her? She's a murderer! Mamma Murder stole his heart away (and ate it for dinner).
Mamma's a sinner--here to prove that Satan is real.
Mamma's a sinner--here to prove that Satan is real.
by Mamma Murder May 11, 2010
Get the Mamma Murder mug.(Phrase) When a pothead has more than one joint and they are about to go smoke it with their friends, they'll use this term to describe the contents of their jacket pocket.
by Mamma Murder May 12, 2010
Get the Pocket Full of Stinkies mug.It's summertime in Michigan and you find yourself in the woods.
Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.
There you have it!
You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.
Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.
There you have it!
You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.
by mamma murder July 28, 2010
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