8 definitions by mama f
When you touch a ladies front bum and your hands stink like you have been shelling prawns for hours...
What the fuck is that stench?
Oh sorry I just fingered my missus and she has run out of vagiclean - I must have quim claws
Oh sorry I just fingered my missus and she has run out of vagiclean - I must have quim claws
by mama f April 19, 2006
The day for having filthy discussions and sending filthy jokes pictures and anecdotes over works e mail!
by mama f September 23, 2005
Yeah but no but I went to the pictures last night yeah with this lad from down our estate innit and i got titted up in the back row i hope i am not pregnant innit
by mama f October 4, 2005
by mama f December 9, 2005
Dirty slag who has slept with every man in the office including peoples boyfriends and has an ugly face like a pigeon.
Oh look the dirty pigeon is bent over the boardroom table again...who is it this time? oh its my husband again
by mama f September 13, 2005
by mama f October 18, 2005