23 definitions by malcolm x-crement
Short for Moses Horowitz- one the Three Stooges- a slap-stick comedy trio which acheived the height of their popularity in the 1940's. The other members were Curly and Larry. Moe was the dominant one, who would often physically abuse the other two, while they exhibited extreme ineptitude in everything that they attempted to do.
by malcolm x-crement December 25, 2003
Process whereby a human being loses the diseased and contaminated environment of the city, to live a healthy and happy existence in a rural area.
Eric: "Hey Malcolm, what are you doing in Kentucky?
Malcolm: "I had an urbandectomy- got rid of that festering New York!"
Malcolm: "I had an urbandectomy- got rid of that festering New York!"
by malcolm x-crement December 28, 2004
Creature, much like Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Sasquatch and the Good Nigger- often spoken of, but one has never actually been seen by a reputable witness.
I met the perfect woman last night, just before I sailed my yacht back to my mansion.....yeah...that's the ticket!
by malcolm x-crement January 6, 2004
by malcolm x-crement December 4, 2003
1. A hardened mass of dirt.
2. A person who would have to learn ettiquette just to elevate himself to the title of hardened mass of dirt.
3. A popular French given name.
2. A person who would have to learn ettiquette just to elevate himself to the title of hardened mass of dirt.
3. A popular French given name.
It hasn't rained in weeks, look at all those clods!
Some clod sped through the puddle and splashed mud all over my suit!
Clod DeBussy was a good composer!
Some clod sped through the puddle and splashed mud all over my suit!
Clod DeBussy was a good composer!
by malcolm x-crement December 28, 2004
A term popularized in a cartoon from the 60's that starred a genius dog named Mr. Peabody. It was his trademeark phrase, often said to the child (whose name was Sherman) whom he would always be explaining history or science to (with his own unusual twist of course). Sherman would retort with a smart remark, to which Mr. Peabody would reply "Quiet, you!".
by malcolm x-crement December 21, 2003
That clodhopper stepped on my foot!
by malcolm x-crement December 28, 2004