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1. Short for "mentally disturbed"- a psychotic, retarded or very stupid person- or a person who acts that way.
2. What you get when someone interrupts you during a session of masturbation.
2. What you get when someone interrupts you during a session of masturbation.
1. People who listen to heavey-metal music are disturbed!
2. I walked in on Paul when he was choking his chicken and disturbed him.
2. I walked in on Paul when he was choking his chicken and disturbed him.
by Malcolm X-crement December 6, 2003
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Get the uber mug.To have a very watery bowel movement that bursts out of ones anus uncontrollably, while making a noise similar to the noise heard when one squeezes a plastic bottle of Hersheys milk chocolate.
The shits; diarrhea.
The shits; diarrhea.
by Malcolm X-crement December 21, 2003
Get the The Hersheys mug.An ancient Roman Pagan festival that was given a "Christian" name in the fouirth century. Even though no one knows the date of Jesus Christs birth, it is for certain that it could not have been on Dec. 25th. Yet, people lie and say that Jesus was born on this day- and then they participate in all the old pagan customs, as if that honors Christ.
Think about it- what does putting a pine tree in your living room have to do with Jesus? Would Jesus approve of a huge lie that is perpetuated on kids every year about Santa Claus?
Why do Protestants celebrate a Catholic holiday- Christs' Mass?
Think about it- what does putting a pine tree in your living room have to do with Jesus? Would Jesus approve of a huge lie that is perpetuated on kids every year about Santa Claus?
Why do Protestants celebrate a Catholic holiday- Christs' Mass?
by Malcolm X-crement December 19, 2003
Get the christmas mug.Creature, much like Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Sasquatch and the Good Nigger- often spoken of, but one has never actually been seen by a reputable witness.
I met the perfect woman last night, just before I sailed my yacht back to my mansion.....yeah...that's the ticket!
by Malcolm X-crement January 5, 2004
Get the Perfect Woman mug.1. A chocolate-covered peanut, often served in conjunction with raisinettes.
2. A wad of semi-hardened mucus which accumulates in ones nose.
3. A doofus- or ineffectual and silly person.
2. A wad of semi-hardened mucus which accumulates in ones nose.
3. A doofus- or ineffectual and silly person.
Pass me some goobers!
Look at this huge goober I pulled outa my nose!
My friend Eric is a total goober!
Look at this huge goober I pulled outa my nose!
My friend Eric is a total goober!
by Malcolm X-crement January 2, 2004
Get the goober mug.1: An alternate way of spelling "go screw yourself".
2: A good screen name for internet forums and junk email accounts.
3: What author Kim Phuc got after mating with a ram.
2: A good screen name for internet forums and junk email accounts.
3: What author Kim Phuc got after mating with a ram.
1: Telemarketer: "Hello, I'm calling...." Joe Sixpack: "Phuc Ewe! click....Bzzzzzz...."
2: Timmys' mom: "Timmy, who are you writing to on the computer?" Timmy: "Phuc Ewe, Mom."
3: "Me so horny...me love sheep long time....oh..look...me have little baby, Phuc Ewe and her twin sister, Phuc Ewe 2."
2: Timmys' mom: "Timmy, who are you writing to on the computer?" Timmy: "Phuc Ewe, Mom."
3: "Me so horny...me love sheep long time....oh..look...me have little baby, Phuc Ewe and her twin sister, Phuc Ewe 2."
by Malcolm X-crement February 1, 2004
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