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Kegel

An alternate term for bowling- according to the noted linguistic expert, Fred Flintstone.
Hey Barn, care to go kegeling?
by Malcolm X-crement October 17, 2006
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Disturbed

1. Short for "mentally disturbed"- a psychotic, retarded or very stupid person- or a person who acts that way.

2. What you get when someone interrupts you during a session of masturbation.
1. People who listen to heavey-metal music are disturbed!

2. I walked in on Paul when he was choking his chicken and disturbed him.
by Malcolm X-crement December 6, 2003
mugGet the Disturbedmug.

guano

1. Avian fecal matter. In the 18th and 19th centuries, the North American Guano Company would send ships to south-Pacific islands to harvest the guan, which was used as fertilizer. (seriously!)

2. Bad news or something unpleasant and unflattering.
1. We used to have to import our <i>guano</i> from Mocronesia, but today we produce so much bullshit in Washington, that we no longer need the bird shit!

2. Wendy really dumped a load of <i>guano</i> on me when she said we were breaking up!
by Malcolm X-crement November 16, 2003
mugGet the guanomug.

Dr. Pepper

A quite interesting carbonated soft-drink. It tastes great the first time you have it, or if you don't drink it too frequently, but its' flavor seems to fade and become un-noticeable if you drink it on a regular basis. It is better than Coke and Pepsi, and all the other popular soft-drinks, and often causes one to belch loudly, which is reason enough to drink it.
I remember the day Chris had a slice of pizza and a Dr. Pepper, and did the loudest belch I've ever heard in my life!
by Malcolm X-crement December 23, 2003
mugGet the Dr. Peppermug.

clod

1. A hardened mass of dirt.
2. A person who would have to learn ettiquette just to elevate himself to the title of hardened mass of dirt.
3. A popular French given name.
It hasn't rained in weeks, look at all those clods!

Some clod sped through the puddle and splashed mud all over my suit!

Clod DeBussy was a good composer!
by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003
mugGet the clodmug.

moe.

Short for Moses Horowitz- one the Three Stooges- a slap-stick comedy trio which acheived the height of their popularity in the 1940's. The other members were Curly and Larry. Moe was the dominant one, who would often physically abuse the other two, while they exhibited extreme ineptitude in everything that they attempted to do.
Moe: "You knucklehead!" gouges Curlys' eyes
Curly: "Hey, Moe! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!!"
by Malcolm X-crement December 25, 2003
mugGet the moe.mug.

Schvatze

A term often used by Jews to describe a person with dark brown skin, huge lips and knappy hair; a Junglebunny.
Oy, Murray! Don't run over those schvatzes!
by Malcolm X-crement November 17, 2003
mugGet the Schvatzemug.

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