mal's definitions

techie

A person working in the IT Technical Sector. Usually seen with massive amount of hardware in their pockets, drinking coffee while meant to be working.

Q: Where's the techie
A: I don't know!

by Mal September 8, 2003

redemption

its a word that means something

ummmmmmmmmm .... holy s**t ..... RUN!!!

by mal April 11, 2005

alyson rudkin

A sweet and fun person to be around she isn't shy and likes to take chances when she can, she's a little ninja one minute she will be there the next minute she will be up in a tree, look out for her speed especially when hunting, she is good with a knife,gun,or bow so don't underestimate her.

man 1 : man did you see alyson rudkin get that deer today

man 2 : yeah... she is quick with a knife.

by MAl July 27, 2017

chag

a cigarette

I need to go smoke a chag.

by MAL April 27, 2006

half-price

Less than desirable, impressive, or noteworthy. Can be used to discredit the value of certain nouns.

"Wow, you guys see that new convertable truck thing? That shit is fucking price."
"What the fuck are you talking about? That's the most half-price piece of ugly garbage I've seen since the fucking El Camino"

by mal June 18, 2004

push technology

A method, invented by Wired magazine, of removing all non-advertising content from the internet.

"We'll get more eyeballs if we synergize our core paradigms utilizing push technology."

by mal June 21, 2004