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a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.
-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...
by maks July 23, 2004
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worst band ever

by maks July 21, 2004
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national post

canadian national newspaper, the canadian equivalent of the usa today. absolutely obsessed with terrorism, israel and celine dion, and it is a sure bet that any day's headline not being about "NEW TERROR THREAT TO CANADIAN FAMILIES!!!" will be either "SHANIA UNVEILS NEW SHOES!!!" or "CELINE RETURNS!!!"
Billy picked up the day's National Post. The front page headline read, in 40-point type, "POTENTIAL TERROR ATTACK! UNIDENTIFIED LARGE BLOB OF FATTY SUBSTANCE WASHES ASHORE!"

Billy scratched his head. Had no one thought of the possibility that Celine Dion's husband may have been out yachting?
by maks October 13, 2004
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bizarre

fat rapper in the group d-12 and source of some of the most ridiculous, disgusting, and most piss-yourself-laughing raps of all time.
long live bizarre! If one is not free to rap about shooting preachers, getting dogs pregnant and jacking off with barbed wire, then the terrorists have already won...
by maks May 21, 2004
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humanzee

a half-human, half-chimp hybrid made possible by the fact that we share over 99 percent of genes with the chimps.
george w bush
the primatoloists watching the state-of-the-union address were shocked to discover proof positive of the world' first humanzee. Now the question remained: had not just the united states of america, but the CIA to boot, previously had a bonafide CHIMP as its head... or was Ol' George Senior just very fucking drunk one night?
by maks March 9, 2004
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oriental beef

a dispute which involves chinese or south-east asian people. Also the act of starting such dispute with said folks. Comes from the name of a popular flavor of ramen noodles
Dude, he pissed off the black dragon triads? serious oriental beef, man...
by maks May 10, 2004
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antique farm equipment

a somewhat obscure racial slur used against black folk- the inference being that they were used for farm work a good while ago and so would be "antique".
Larry shook his head, "Now ah say this was a good neighborhood but now its being overrun by these dang pieces of antique farm equipment..."
by maks May 20, 2004
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