maks's definitions

oriental beef

a dispute which involves chinese or south-east asian people. Also the act of starting such dispute with said folks. Comes from the name of a popular flavor of ramen noodles

Dude, he pissed off the black dragon triads? serious oriental beef, man...

by maks May 10, 2004

humanzee

a half-human, half-chimp hybrid made possible by the fact that we share over 99 percent of genes with the chimps.
george w bush

the primatoloists watching the state-of-the-union address were shocked to discover proof positive of the world' first humanzee. Now the question remained: had not just the united states of america, but the CIA to boot, previously had a bonafide CHIMP as its head... or was Ol' George Senior just very fucking drunk one night?

by maks March 9, 2004

caitrocksmyworld

the idiotic ramblings of a twelve-year-old boy, sparked when the aforementioned girl asked him for the time at the bus stop. He then spends the next three weeks glancing at her and following her around before abandoning said crush when he sees a tabloid photo of Maria Sharapova.

someone get this garbage off the site...

by maks August 16, 2004

national post

canadian national newspaper, the canadian equivalent of the usa today. absolutely obsessed with terrorism, israel and celine dion, and it is a sure bet that any day's headline not being about "NEW TERROR THREAT TO CANADIAN FAMILIES!!!" will be either "SHANIA UNVEILS NEW SHOES!!!" or "CELINE RETURNS!!!"

Billy picked up the day's National Post. The front page headline read, in 40-point type, "POTENTIAL TERROR ATTACK! UNIDENTIFIED LARGE BLOB OF FATTY SUBSTANCE WASHES ASHORE!"

Billy scratched his head. Had no one thought of the possibility that Celine Dion's husband may have been out yachting?

by maks October 13, 2004

Kon

A Ukrainian wigga who's watch is bigger than his shizzle dizzle.

1.) Wear's a beanie.
2.) Got no game
3.) Listens to Eminem

by Maks May 13, 2003

worst band ever

the california raisins.

worst band ever...need I say more?

by maks July 21, 2004

antique farm equipment

a somewhat obscure racial slur used against black folk- the inference being that they were used for farm work a good while ago and so would be "antique".

Larry shook his head, "Now ah say this was a good neighborhood but now its being overrun by these dang pieces of antique farm equipment..."

by maks May 20, 2004