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coal burner

A rich blonde yuppie who only goes to clubs that play black music so she can find the perfect brother to piss her dad off with.
That girl from the O.C. is a major league coal burner.
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
mugGet the coal burnermug.

Cunt Nazi

A woman who attempts to cockblock a potential interracial romantic situation.
Girl #1: Wow, Amber is digging Leroy big time.

Cunt Nazi: Ew! If she doesn't leave him alone I'm going to get her fired.
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
mugGet the Cunt Nazimug.

ankle grabber

when a womans ankles are grabbed during sex. can be done by either party.
fuck and get up is how i do them stank hoes. - Ice Cube
by major_delmac March 4, 2005
mugGet the ankle grabbermug.

Good Christian Bitches

1) Any group of female hypocrites. Good Christian Bitches don't necessarily have to be Christian. I'm looking at you Zenobia.

2) see also Southern Belle
1) These good Christian bitches are drunk and making a lot of noise in the backyard after the baseball game.

2)My friend Leroy banged a lot of good Christian bitches when he came home off the GI Bill. There was nothing HQ could do.
by major_delmac April 17, 2011
mugGet the Good Christian Bitchesmug.

magical white girl

A hot caucasian girl who is stalking you quietly and seems to show just when you need her like a mystic monkey wrench.
as soon as I ran out of gas on the interstate, that magical white girl showed up and took me back to her place to get me out of my wet clothes.
by major_delmac April 20, 2005
mugGet the magical white girlmug.

Benedict XVI

A Pope with a no nonsense name and attitude. Still trying to make personal amends for being a hitler youth.
Under Benedict XVI, the catholic girls will be even hotter.

On your knees, you dirty little pig.
by major_delmac June 16, 2006
mugGet the Benedict XVImug.

southern belle

newly defined as a refined white lady who is attracted to men of family status regardless of race.

scarlett o'hara, contrary to popular belief, was NOT a true southern belle because she gave her first husband a handjob to get the money to save her house and her second husband was the biggest whorecollector in town. this smacks of prostitution. many southern women believe they are southern belles but are actually just fat wiccans.
southern belles don't have to let black guys in through the back door anymore.

the woman at the End of Gone with the wind never admitted defeat and was alone when the credits rolled. The End.
by major_delmac July 11, 2006
mugGet the southern bellemug.

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