Caucasianaphobic

A mudshark with implants and a CD rack full of Jay-Z and Beyonce.

Since when did Betsy get the phobia?

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

smile

something white girls are not allowed to do in front of black boys in the states of Georgia and Texas.

Jessica: Don't look, are you trying to get us killed?

Amber: Your mom soooo owns you. Relax.

by major_delmac March 01, 2005

Panda Bear

A chubby black guy who has alot of peta type, animal lover white girls on his jock.

Jenna: He's just like a big ol cuddly Panda Bear!

by major_delmac March 01, 2005

Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

by major_delmac April 17, 2011

fair maiden

A good loving woman. very hot, very loyal. looks out for you when you least expect it. see also unique, magical white girl.

Leroy thought he was in a hollywood movie when the fair maidens surrounded him.

by major_delmac April 20, 2005

macaroni and cheese

Asian girls who love black men, sometimes to the point of irrationality. "Macaroni" from the well worn theory that all blacks are macks and "Cheese" from the softness of asian female skin.

Gong Li is straight up macaroni and cheese. She listens to alot of Ruben Studdard.

by major_delmac March 01, 2005

prostitute

A call girl who is in search of a pimp for guidance, understanding and the possibilty of world travel and adventure in her off time.

I used to be a $300 an hour call girl, but I ended up marrying my PIMP. I was never a street walking prostitute.

by major_delmac March 01, 2005