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A spoiled southern drama queen. A girl who must make tragedy out of every incident in her life so she can lock herself in her room, cry and listen to her Ruben Studdard CDs.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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Rebecca thought that Jillian's repeated requests to "share audio files" with her fiancee Tyrone was something that only a very skilled usurper would think to do.
by major_delmac March 10, 2005
Get the usurper mug.As soon as Jaime voiced her support of interracial marriage she discovered how contrarian her closest friends really were.
by major_delmac September 4, 2006
Get the contrarian mug.A woman who hears a man that she's romantically interested in use a phrase she doesn't know the meaning of, and instead of accepting the man's guidance on the subject by asking him, she looks it up on Google or another search engine for the meaning. She thus maintains her independence and self esteem and continues her unconscious pursuit of a lonely life.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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Dooku: The Great American Turnout has Begun. It may be difficult to secure your release from Manila.
Dooku: The Great American Turnout has Begun. It may be difficult to secure your release from Manila.
by major_delmac April 17, 2011
Get the The Great American Turnout mug.A hot caucasian girl who is stalking you quietly and seems to show just when you need her like a mystic monkey wrench.
as soon as I ran out of gas on the interstate, that magical white girl showed up and took me back to her place to get me out of my wet clothes.
by major_delmac April 20, 2005
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