Definitions by major_delmac

Newsporn 

High intensity -breaking- news that captivates the world and preempts all programming. Unlike most other news, it is recordable and rewatchable.

Osama bin Laden has been killed. CNN MSNBC and C-Span have interrupted their normal coverage to cover the event. My DVR says I'm recording "Unthinkable: The Alzheimer Epidemic", but I know better... I now have the largest newsporn stash on the east coast.

Newsporn by major_delmac June 2, 2011

Blonde Lockout 

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

Blonde Lockout by major_delmac April 22, 2011

Blonde Lockout 

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

Blonde Lockout by major_delmac April 17, 2011

The Great American Turnout 

The reason why more asian women are dating black american men post-obama.

Gong Li: Obama Good Luck Brand!

Dooku: The Great American Turnout has Begun. It may be difficult to secure your release from Manila.

The Great American Turnout by major_delmac April 17, 2011

Good Christian Bitches 

1) Any group of female hypocrites. Good Christian Bitches don't necessarily have to be Christian. I'm looking at you Zenobia.

2) see also Southern Belle

1) These good Christian bitches are drunk and making a lot of noise in the backyard after the baseball game.

2)My friend Leroy banged a lot of good Christian bitches when he came home off the GI Bill. There was nothing HQ could do.

Good Christian Bitches by major_delmac April 17, 2011

conversate 

is a word. in webster's since the 70s.

merriam-webster.com/dictionary/conversate

conversate by major_delmac August 25, 2010

contrarian 

Someone who hates your social views and opinons out of simplicity and ignorance. How sad.

As soon as Jaime voiced her support of interracial marriage she discovered how contrarian her closest friends really were.

contrarian by major_delmac September 4, 2006