maX's definitions

children of bodom

are shit. Did i mention they were shit, becuase they are.

"what do you think of children of bodom"

"shit"

by max May 1, 2005

Mordi

A BiSexual who likes SAMI an JP!

Mordi fucks men and women at the same time and likes it but likes women betta!

by Max April 18, 2005

Donkeywaffle

Donkeywaffle is a brilliant and flexible word with witch the context can be adjusted to fit nearly any situation! Donkeywaffle can be used as an interjection or as a noun, expressing suprise, dismay, or a delicious waffle-like confection in the shape of a donkey!

Oh muh donkeywaffle! That thurr's the fattest biatch ah evah did see!

Hello, ma'am! How's your flight going? Can I get you anything? A donkeywaffle, perhaps?

by mAx May 3, 2004

Snip

is one of the fuckin gayest internet connections ever fuck snip and fuck u bri

bri fucked snip up the ass

by max December 9, 2004

crab shoot

If you're going to have sex with a hoe and you don't know if she has crabs.

I slept with some whore last night and she was pretty damn dirty. It was a real crab shoot!

by Max August 19, 2004

enima

Sexual act performed by Chuck Norris on a platypus.

Stop fuckin' platypuses Chuck Norris!

by Max February 25, 2005

smelly butt

a strong stench coming out of someone's behind area

justine has a smelly butt

by max March 23, 2004