peterfecal

one who has fecal on the peter.

a dumbass.

when your floppy sock accidentally goes in the wrong hole...spreading fecal all over your peter.
Ouch! You peterfecal!

i pulled a crunk peter fecal last night...i only remember waking up to the smell of a moldy peter
by ma jones May 17, 2004
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russian fecal speakers

the act of pooping on a hamburger bun, then taking said poopy buns and giving someone earmuff-style attack. Very sexy.
dude, he cant hear you, he just got russian fecal speakers.
by ma jones May 22, 2004
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fuzzy dild smack

a good and/or cool thing.
fuzzy fuzzy dilds. fuzzy dild smacks. fuzzy fuzzy dild smacks
by ma jones May 06, 2004
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merryfield

the act of taking it in the ass, spewing a loose spermy fecal on a tarp on the floor, oiling youself up, and walking through it, feeling the corn and peanuts squish between your toes.
After that I need a merryfield to take the pain away.

Walkin through a merryfield brings back memories of the war.

Eating spinach makes for a weapons grade merryfield.
by ma jones May 18, 2004
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a-bag

a.) tool; alternate word for douche bag (or d-bag).
b.) person who tries way too hard in life...and ultimately fails
person 1: shut up a-bag
person 2: ha ha ha ha ha
person 1: douche...i'll a-bag your face
by ma jones May 04, 2004
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amateur

sloppy, not professional looking. using hot glue and/or tape on a model. Something that your mom could have made on a computer.

using fabric when its obvious you should NOT be thinking about materials...
that shit was amateur, but he still got a good grade somehow.

fuck. dammit. where'd you get that amateur shit, WordArt?
by ma jones May 17, 2004
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