ma jones's definitions

weapons grade

(adj.)
a.) amazing, spectacular, above ordinary.
b.) better than sex

person 1: check out my girlfriend over there!
person 2:shit dude, that stuuc is weapons grade ugly

by ma jones May 18, 2004

humperdink

giving someone a piggyback ride through a merryfield

"You need a high risk sexual tactic where both parties are oiled up? I'd say go with a humperdink."
"OK"

by ma jones May 19, 2004

dild smack

a.) a goofy person; a fool.
b.) see a-bag
c.) see also, fuzzy dild smack

person 1: "one time, i saw a wigger walking around wearing a rick smits jersey."
person 2: "only dild smacks like big white nba basketball players."

by ma jones May 6, 2004

peterfecal

one who has fecal on the peter.

a dumbass.

when your floppy sock accidentally goes in the wrong hole...spreading fecal all over your peter.

Ouch! You peterfecal!

i pulled a crunk peter fecal last night...i only remember waking up to the smell of a moldy peter

by ma jones May 17, 2004

takesitinthe

a great middle name for an architecture professor who teaches history of arch. at the university of cincinnati

person 1: hey, we're gonna be late to class.
person 2: fuck it, i don't wanna listen to takesitinthe today

by ma jones May 20, 2004

amateur

sloppy, not professional looking. using hot glue and/or tape on a model. Something that your mom could have made on a computer.

using fabric when its obvious you should NOT be thinking about materials...

that shit was amateur, but he still got a good grade somehow.

fuck. dammit. where'd you get that amateur shit, WordArt?

by ma jones May 17, 2004

chanchani

a.) the coolest person EVER
b.) weapons grade awesomeness

dude, that humperdink last night was fuckin' chanchani!

person 1: kirsten loves chanchani
person 2: i know! who doesn't

by ma jones May 20, 2004