casual sex

sex that wears trousers and a nice looking polo shirt to work and parties
usually i dont care about these things, but casual sex was way under dressed at the reception on friday.
by ma jones May 19, 2004
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dild smack

a.) a goofy person; a fool.
b.) see a-bag
c.) see also, fuzzy dild smack
person 1: "one time, i saw a wigger walking around wearing a rick smits jersey."
person 2: "only dild smacks like big white nba basketball players."
by ma jones May 06, 2004
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polytricks

that douche is involved in all kinds of polytricks, that is why everything is all fucked up.
by ma jones May 27, 2004
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peterfecal

one who has fecal on the peter.

a dumbass.

when your floppy sock accidentally goes in the wrong hole...spreading fecal all over your peter.
Ouch! You peterfecal!

i pulled a crunk peter fecal last night...i only remember waking up to the smell of a moldy peter
by ma jones May 17, 2004
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make a run for the border

99 cent cheesey gordita crunches? im gonna make a run for the border
by ma jones May 21, 2004
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merryfield

the act of taking it in the ass, spewing a loose spermy fecal on a tarp on the floor, oiling youself up, and walking through it, feeling the corn and peanuts squish between your toes.
After that I need a merryfield to take the pain away.

Walkin through a merryfield brings back memories of the war.

Eating spinach makes for a weapons grade merryfield.
by ma jones May 18, 2004
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humperdink

giving someone a piggyback ride through a merryfield
"You need a high risk sexual tactic where both parties are oiled up? I'd say go with a humperdink."
"OK"
by ma jones May 19, 2004
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