ma jones's definitions

a-bag

a.) tool; alternate word for douche bag (or d-bag).
b.) person who tries way too hard in life...and ultimately fails

person 1: shut up a-bag
person 2: ha ha ha ha ha
person 1: douche...i'll a-bag your face

by ma jones May 4, 2004

dild smack

a.) a goofy person; a fool.
b.) see a-bag
c.) see also, fuzzy dild smack

person 1: "one time, i saw a wigger walking around wearing a rick smits jersey."
person 2: "only dild smacks like big white nba basketball players."

by ma jones May 6, 2004

fuzzy dild smack

a good and/or cool thing.

fuzzy fuzzy dilds. fuzzy dild smacks. fuzzy fuzzy dild smacks

by ma jones May 6, 2004

fluster

a.) fucked up on acid...or pcp.
b.) startled at something

the crazy bird who is fuckin losing it swooped down and pecked at the flustered pedestrian

by ma jones May 6, 2004

amateur

sloppy, not professional looking. using hot glue and/or tape on a model. Something that your mom could have made on a computer.

using fabric when its obvious you should NOT be thinking about materials...

that shit was amateur, but he still got a good grade somehow.

fuck. dammit. where'd you get that amateur shit, WordArt?

by ma jones May 17, 2004

peterfecal

one who has fecal on the peter.

a dumbass.

when your floppy sock accidentally goes in the wrong hole...spreading fecal all over your peter.

Ouch! You peterfecal!

i pulled a crunk peter fecal last night...i only remember waking up to the smell of a moldy peter

by ma jones May 17, 2004

righteous

worthy of my time

The model over there is righteous, but I'm not sure about this fabric one.

by ma jones May 17, 2004