ma jones's definitions

humperdink

giving someone a piggyback ride through a merryfield

"You need a high risk sexual tactic where both parties are oiled up? I'd say go with a humperdink."
"OK"

by ma jones May 19, 2004

russian fecal speakers

the act of pooping on a hamburger bun, then taking said poopy buns and giving someone earmuff-style attack. Very sexy.

dude, he cant hear you, he just got russian fecal speakers.

by ma jones May 22, 2004

fuzzy dild smack

a good and/or cool thing.

fuzzy fuzzy dilds. fuzzy dild smacks. fuzzy fuzzy dild smacks

by ma jones May 6, 2004

chanchani

a.) the coolest person EVER
b.) weapons grade awesomeness

dude, that humperdink last night was fuckin' chanchani!

person 1: kirsten loves chanchani
person 2: i know! who doesn't

by ma jones May 20, 2004

polytricks

politics. from the great peter tosh

that douche is involved in all kinds of polytricks, that is why everything is all fucked up.

by ma jones May 26, 2004

i know! that's what im saying!

a perfect way to end an argument when you realize you're wrong halfway through it.

1: Daniels Hall is really nice.
2: bullshit.
1: No, its awesome
2: fuck, it is the worst place ever.
3: yeah dude, that place reeks and is never clean. it sucks.
1: I know! that's what im saying!

by ma jones May 18, 2004

dild smack

a.) a goofy person; a fool.
b.) see a-bag
c.) see also, fuzzy dild smack

person 1: "one time, i saw a wigger walking around wearing a rick smits jersey."
person 2: "only dild smacks like big white nba basketball players."

by ma jones May 6, 2004