Definitions by ma jones

polytricks

politics. from the great peter tosh

that douche is involved in all kinds of polytricks, that is why everything is all fucked up.

polytricks by ma jones May 26, 2004

shitstem

system. usually corrupt.

UC has a fucked up shitstem

shitstem by ma jones May 26, 2004

russian fecal speakers

the act of pooping on a hamburger bun, then taking said poopy buns and giving someone earmuff-style attack. Very sexy.

dude, he cant hear you, he just got russian fecal speakers.

russian fecal speakers by ma jones May 22, 2004

florentiner 

an alternate word for hot beef. this should be used when the hot beef you are talking about is amazing, and well played. let me get this straight: the florentiner is NOT to be used with any of those other amatuer, pussy ass hot beefs.

person 1: damn did you see big mac attack florentine that cicada loving mother fucker over there.
person 2: yeah man. he was all fumbly jumbly about it!
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person 1: i'll florentine your face.
person 2: thats how i like it.

florentiner by ma jones May 22, 2004

chanchani

a.) the coolest person EVER
b.) weapons grade awesomeness

dude, that humperdink last night was fuckin' chanchani!

person 1: kirsten loves chanchani
person 2: i know! who doesn't

chanchani by ma jones May 20, 2004

takesitinthe 

a great middle name for an architecture professor who teaches history of arch. at the university of cincinnati

person 1: hey, we're gonna be late to class.
person 2: fuck it, i don't wanna listen to takesitinthe today

takesitinthe by ma jones May 20, 2004

make a run for the border 

to masturbate while eating taco bell

99 cent cheesey gordita crunches? im gonna make a run for the border

make a run for the border by ma jones May 20, 2004