amateur

sloppy, not professional looking. using hot glue and/or tape on a model. Something that your mom could have made on a computer.

using fabric when its obvious you should NOT be thinking about materials...
that shit was amateur, but he still got a good grade somehow.

fuck. dammit. where'd you get that amateur shit, WordArt?
by ma jones May 17, 2004
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takesitinthe

a great middle name for an architecture professor who teaches history of arch. at the university of cincinnati
person 1: hey, we're gonna be late to class.
person 2: fuck it, i don't wanna listen to takesitinthe today
by ma jones May 20, 2004
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dild smack

a.) a goofy person; a fool.
b.) see a-bag
c.) see also, fuzzy dild smack
person 1: "one time, i saw a wigger walking around wearing a rick smits jersey."
person 2: "only dild smacks like big white nba basketball players."
by ma jones May 06, 2004
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fuzzy dild smack

a good and/or cool thing.
fuzzy fuzzy dilds. fuzzy dild smacks. fuzzy fuzzy dild smacks
by ma jones May 06, 2004
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russian fecal speakers

the act of pooping on a hamburger bun, then taking said poopy buns and giving someone earmuff-style attack. Very sexy.
dude, he cant hear you, he just got russian fecal speakers.
by ma jones May 22, 2004
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humperdink

giving someone a piggyback ride through a merryfield
"You need a high risk sexual tactic where both parties are oiled up? I'd say go with a humperdink."
"OK"
by ma jones May 19, 2004
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weapons grade

(adj.)
a.) amazing, spectacular, above ordinary.
b.) better than sex
person 1: check out my girlfriend over there!
person 2:shit dude, that stuuc is weapons grade ugly
by ma jones May 18, 2004
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