Definitions by mY dONkeY iS cOoL
toe nail
toe nail by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021
Mannequin
when your walking on the street with a duck on your head then the duck falls of your head, then you slip on the duck and land on your ass, then you dislocate your ass, then you walk around with a broken ass and a duck stuck to it, in the mall, then you look so ridiculous that LC WAIKIKI hires you be a mannequin.
Mannequin by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021
Greatest day
when its its Christmas day and you expect a great present from Santa, but you get nothing so you walk to the north pole, and go to Santa's house then you need to pee so you pee on the ice but your pee freezes so your stuck with frozen urine on your penis so you decide to poop then you go inside Santa's house to see Santa and an elf making out then Santa woman walks in and joins them, and you never get your present but frozen urine and poop.
Greatest day by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021
SOAP2DAY
when your taking a bath and you want to suck on a dictionary but the only one you can find is the is the urban dictionary so you eat your dog then run to the vet to help your eaten dog but, in the middle of the road you remember you were in the bath so your naked in the middle of the street then you get hit by a truck, then die then a hot glue gun explodes.
SOAP2DAY by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021
Chocolate Icecream
Chocolate Icecream by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021
Cheese foot
When walking potato walks in your house naked and screams "I am god" to your toilet then your brother need to take a shit, but accidentally poops in the potato, then the potato dies, so your bother makes french fries from the shitty dead potato and dies from excessive consumption of solid waste and you get blamed for your brothers death!
Cheese foot by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021