Sarbian

noun;(CRB)a rare and endangered species with characteristics including large cranium, loud voice, sometimes sophisticated vocabulary, and can occasionally be found passed out behind the wheel of a really nice white car in the center divide regions of clairemont.

A Sarbian can often be found blerting out gestures like, "Hey Pillow Biter!".

by Mike June 16, 2003

Dick Cheney

A puppet master hired to scare children, and thinking adults... Also see dickhead cheney

Why look who's pulling dubya's strings its dick(head) cheney

by Mike November 01, 2003

Uncle Jessie

The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.

He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.

Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.

Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."

Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."

Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."

by Mike February 08, 2004

Fall Children

the hardcore AFI fans. also a great AFI song off the album All Hallows EP

the fall children really loved the show last night in Berkley

by Mike April 15, 2005

siegfried and roy

In Texas Holdem, when a player is dealt pocket queens, he/she is said to be holding siegfried and roy.

See also double date and the ridiculously vulgar pocket bitches

After he reraised my pocket tens, I went all in...only to find out, to my unquenchable dispair, that he was holding siegried and roy

by Mike January 24, 2005

Nextel

that Bleep Bleep noise

"yo john just bleeped me"

by mike March 24, 2005

non-girlfriend

1) A girl who you are friends with either to eventually fall in love with or you have been friends for so long you cannot become boyfriend/girlfriend.
2) A girl who is your friend.

I would help you with that, but my non-girlfriend just sent me a text message.

by Mike September 08, 2006