ibanez

a guitar company that makes good guitars.. soo good that steve vai has his own series, the jem series

i own the best guitar in the world, an ibanez uv777, if its good enuff for steve vai, then its good enuff for me

by mike March 03, 2004

snow ball

blowing your load in your partners ass, sucking it out and spitting the poop/jit mixture in their mouth.

Bruce and Jim are so close, I heard for his birthday Jim gave Bruce a snowball, and it wan't even snowing out.

by mike October 20, 2003

shovel head

see shovel-head

look at that shovel head

by mike June 30, 2004

deflicted

Portmanteau of "defective" or "defunct", and "afflicted".
A derivation from Frank Zappa's 1974 album Apostrophe, on which the Fur Trapper infamously rubs his deflicted eyes.

"Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about his deflicted eyes." from Nanook Rubs It by Frank Zappa.

by Mike September 10, 2003

leason

what julia calls mike leon without him or her knowing what it means.

"Hey, Mike Leason! What's up?"

by mike January 06, 2005

bum darts

what happens when you need to get an A in your Calculus class,

so you stick your equation in your professor ass!!!

by mike November 22, 2003

non-American nigger

an offensive term referring to anyone not born in America, including white Europeans.

Hey wuz up non-American nigger.

by Mike February 24, 2004