jib

To babble incessantly for extended periods of time.

After a half an hour of talking to Ahsan, all I hear is Jib, jib, jib.

by Mike December 10, 2003

Devastator

a variant of the shocker in which the index finger is inserted into the vagina and the ring and pinky fingers are inserted into the anus.

"Man, last night my boyfriend gave me the Devastator so bad I can't shit!!"

by Mike November 23, 2004

disco tits

Overdeveloped pecs as sported by gay men, known as muscle marys

Wow! Now *there's* a pair of disco tits!

by Mike April 29, 2004

knifeparty

A place where fat little boys can post pictures of band members of Mugshot and claim them to be himself, and then try to pick up on chicks, with uber emoness and more fake pictures...

Brandon sure scored some hotties at knifeparty.

by Mike January 07, 2004

explosivo

An "evil" word, as said on Space Ghost Coast to Coast by Jack Black.

Jack Black: "Explosiiiiivooooo."

Zorak: "Explosivo? What does that mean? You're FAT?! Bwaahahahahahah!!!"

Jack Black: "No, it's an evil word. You gotta say it deep. EXPLOSIVO."

by Mike February 02, 2004

cock blocker

Cock blocking is not always a bad thing. Sometimes it is necessary to keep a friend from getting ass that he wouldn't normally go for, but he is to fucked up to know better.

Ben was so fucked up that he was trying to get with a fat ugly bitch, so we cock blocked him to keep him out of the nasty.

by Mike March 31, 2003

corputer

corporeal computer, an electronic prosthetic device that through many interconnected microchips and artificial neurons has become a part of human body.

In the future, computers will be transformed into corputers and become integrated with human bodies.

by Mike November 14, 2010