Boon

a person or object bearing similarities to the baboon

you sir, are a boon

by mike November 25, 2003

bird

synonym for middle finger
middle finger

"Dude, that old lady just gave you the bird!"

by mike September 27, 2004

supersoaker

A big-ass gun

You better shut your mouth before I shoot you with my supersoaker.

by Mike July 20, 2003

depth charger

when a man sticks his nose in the vaginal area so as to check the depth of what he is working with

Mannnn, i dropped a depth charger on dat girl last week and there aint much room to work wit!

by Mike May 28, 2004

JAB

(J)ust (A)nother (B)itch.

In the end, she's JAB.

by Mike January 07, 2005

cait

failed succubus turned gilded cunt who posesses obscenely profane conformaty issues and severe infection of oral herpies

"Shaniqua is such a cait, she started hanging out with Paul and stole his petband and gave him that righteous sore"

by Mike December 03, 2004

mincus

1. a cute name mike always calls arlene.
2. mike is in love with mincus.

You're a mincus!!

by mike April 03, 2003