obeast

when someone is obscenely fat

if your mass is equivalent to that of a forklift, then damnn brotha (sista), you gotta be obeast

by mike November 27, 2003

wopper

someone who is half black & half italian
wop/nigger =wopper

by mike August 21, 2003

Use Your Illusion

Only the best album in rock history created and performed by non other then Guns N' Roses!
-Use Your Illusion 1
-Use Your Illusion 2

I went out and bought both Use Your Illusion C.D.'s yesterday, there kick ass!

by Mike January 01, 2004

Cwappy

1 extremely full of shit. 2 suckie

1 Man that toilet is cwappy. Or. He is cwappy. 2 This is very cwappy.

by Mike December 08, 2003

gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 07, 2005

er-er

A covert reference to sexual activity, particularly in response to a non-sexual statement. Literally, the squeaking of a bed during sexual intercourse.

Gloria: Lisa, would you like help trimming that bush?
Kevin: Er-er.
Gloria: Huh?

by Mike December 26, 2004

victory lane

Immediately before cumming placing the thumb over the urethra (like a winning race car driver with the bottle of champagne) causing the semen to shoot orders of magnitude farther than normal.

I had never seen cum shoot over 50 feet until victory lane.

by Mike February 17, 2004