Definitions by mIKE

Old mans wang 

the medical term also known as Impotence

Jeremy Braun tried viagra to cure his old mans wang

Old mans wang by mike January 6, 2004

hideous 

Jeremy brauns brother (uhh i mean "sister") Naomi

"OMG She's hideous" - Rodger Lohman

hideous by mike January 6, 2004

greddly 

lancashire student slang
means good, great, Cool and anything else positive.

Aww man thats Greddly

greddly by mike January 5, 2004

spider man 

A sexual deviation.

just before a man ejaculates during sex, the male will catch his jizzum in his hand an flick his protene into the females face resemblin web slingin. like spider man.

spider man by mike January 5, 2004

mush head 

1.someone who uses drugs for pleasure!
Or a drug addict whoo is too far gone to be helped!
2. someone who takes so many drugs thier brain has turned to mush!

look at this guy he's been pillin! fuckin mush head!

mush head by mike January 5, 2004

cunt sludge 

the wet resedue on a vagina when a female is aroused or has had sexual intercourse! see also fanny batter

i love the taste of her cunt sludge

cunt sludge by mike January 5, 2004

brown curling 

when some body is in desperate need of a shit and keeps farting.

I was in such desperate need of a shit i kept brown curling the smell was emense!

brown curling by mike January 5, 2004