mE's definitions
1) A fictional illness referenced in the Weebl and Bob toons.
Symptoms include the swelling of the flesh around the eyes until sight is impaired and the upper half of the face resembles the buttocks. Short bursts of sight can be achieved by altering the pressure behind the eyes, but the escaping air can also cause the sufferer to emit a fart-like sound from their face. Attempting to achieve this too often results in a spray of 'eye-poo'; possibly a foul-smelling pus similar to diarrhoea.
2) An insult derived from the above definition.
Symptoms include the swelling of the flesh around the eyes until sight is impaired and the upper half of the face resembles the buttocks. Short bursts of sight can be achieved by altering the pressure behind the eyes, but the escaping air can also cause the sufferer to emit a fart-like sound from their face. Attempting to achieve this too often results in a spray of 'eye-poo'; possibly a foul-smelling pus similar to diarrhoea.
2) An insult derived from the above definition.
1) "Sam got punched in the face last night - he looks like he caught the Bumeyes!"
2) "You suck."
"Well, you got the Bumeyes, so ner!"
2) "You suck."
"Well, you got the Bumeyes, so ner!"
by ME January 7, 2008
Get the Bumeyesmug. 
A great insult used by Donnie Darko. At the dinner table with his family directed twords his little sister
Donnie~ Your such a fuckass Elizabeth
Elizabeth~ Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck.
Donnie~ Oh please, tell me Elizabeth, How exactly does one suck a fuck?
Elizabeth~ Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck.
Donnie~ Oh please, tell me Elizabeth, How exactly does one suck a fuck?
by Me December 21, 2004
Get the fuckassmug.