Definitions by m79
Tombie
Text Zombie
A gadget slave who walks around, head down oblivious to their surroundings. Their world is reduced to a small video screen. They are controlled by their web of fellow tombies.
Formerly they were human. Now they are pathetic and useless.
A gadget slave who walks around, head down oblivious to their surroundings. Their world is reduced to a small video screen. They are controlled by their web of fellow tombies.
Formerly they were human. Now they are pathetic and useless.
Dude: Wow! I made $900 last night!
Dudette: What? How?
Dude: Easy. I went down to Westwood about 11pm. I spied
a blinged out hipster tombie. Walked up to him and punched him right in the face. He was out like a light. Took his gadgets and money. He never saw a thing.
Dudette: Tombies are such worthless sheep.
Dudette: What? How?
Dude: Easy. I went down to Westwood about 11pm. I spied
a blinged out hipster tombie. Walked up to him and punched him right in the face. He was out like a light. Took his gadgets and money. He never saw a thing.
Dudette: Tombies are such worthless sheep.
algorean green
The company I work for is really algorean green. They installed a $39 motion detector to control a $3.90 light bulb that will use 39 cents worth of electricity in 39 years.
algorean green by M79 December 4, 2010