Highschool

An overated institution in America that is supposed to educate young people 14-18 years old. At it's worst a dumping ground for parents who don't want to raise their own children. Students quickly forget how great it was after their first year in college or in the work world.

Jane: Hi. Longtime no see.
Mary: Hey. What's new?
Jane: Not much. Finishing college, getting married and working.
Mary: But how? You were never a cheer leader in highschool. I was Homecoming queen. How come no one pays attention to me anymore? Here look at my senior yearbook I was voted best personality.
Jane: Gotta run. Later.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 10, 2005

Thug Wanabe

A person who is typically white or suburban, who tries to be street/black/mexican by listening to hip/hop, getting a tattoo, acting tough, and avoiding responsibility well into their 30's. They spend their lives acting 'bad' and trying to scare regular citizens but never really cross the line into serving longterm prison terms which is what 'bad' people end up doing. Confirms the idea that how 'bad'someone is depends on who you compare them to, most people have a line they won't cross.

Dave: Stalin was a real Thug.
John: So was Saddam Hussein.
Dave: Jesse James is a Thug Wanabe.
John: Eminem is the biggest Thug Wanabe.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 12, 2005

GPA

Overated system for determining a students intelligence but on occasion it does reflect a person's brain power. Designed primarily for parents and children with weak egos. Generally ignored by students with actual intelligence.

Mark: My GPA is 3.98, everyone will soon love and respect me.
Dave: (Punches Mark)
Mark: Um.....My GPA is only a general indicator of my ability to navigate the school system and irrelevant to my actual intelligence.
Dave: Your getting smarter everyday.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 19, 2005

SUV

SUV stands for Sport-Utility-Vehicle but can also be read as: Super Ugly Vehicle, Stupid Useless Vehicle, Sport Useless Vehicle, Super Useless Vehicle, Sucky Useless Vehicle, or Seriously Ugly Vehicle. Most SUV's sit in the garage and never go off road unless one of their tires blows out. They are an extra heavy, environmentally hostile, overpriced status symbol with poor gas mileage, high repair costs, and a history of rolling over. Driven mostly by the same Baby Boomers who brought us bell bottoms and disco. They are viewed by some psychologists as a Freudian expression of insecurity and lack of sexual endowment. People hit by SUV's usually die instantly. Some analysts predict the death of the SUV fad/craze to be 2006.

Bill: Hey look at my new SUV, it weighs six tons, is 20 feet long, gets 4 miles to the gallon, and has never seen a dirt road.
John: What do you need it for?
Bill: I feel insecure and the commercials looked exciting. Hey would you like to see an old pair of my bell bottoms?
John: No thanks, me and my wife are taking our new hybrid cross country to go camping.
Bill: Well have a good time, I'm taking out a loan to buy some gas to drive to work this month.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 19, 2005

Zombie

A person who accepts the status quo because of fear and/or lack of conviction. They generally only act out of anger and by then it's to late. They live without beliefs other than the following- Go to school, get a job, make money, buy lots of crap, die. Frequently encountered in the American school system and the suburbs.

Steve: Do you think we should be in Iraq? Do you feel the war is right or wrong?
John: Hey the new Hummer is only going to be 36K! and it comes in yellow!
Steve: Should we devote more federal funds to conduct stem cell research?
John: Did you see American Idol last night?
Steve: Shouldn't we report that death threat letter we found at school today?
John: Huh? Were you speaking to me?
Steve: Never mind. Your such a Zombie.
John: (Groans. Starts chewing on Steve)

by m1z_w1z_11 September 19, 2005

Hell

A horrible place of darkness and misery. Frequently mentioned by former AC/DC lead singer Bonn Scott. Generally equated with extreme heat or pain. Classically described as being populated by tormented sinners and filled with fire and brimstone. Biblically described as a place designed by God for the unrepentant who rejected Christ. Most people use the word casually or in a context that implies that it is a real place.

Mark: What the Hell is going on in here!
Mickey: I stepped on a nail and it hurts like Hell.
Mark: It's as hot as Hell in here.
Mickey: You look like Hell.
Mark: Your funny as Hell.
Mickey: How about some AC/DC to help my pain.
Mark: Go to Hell.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 26, 2005

WWJD

A simplistic acronym meaning "What Would Jesus Do" originally adopted by well meaning Christians who wanted to express their desire to follow Christ in a primitve way. Never had much social impact. The letters can actually mean other things, like: 'Who Was James Dean' or 'Who Was Jack Dempsey' or 'Who Was J.D. salinger' or 'Who Was J.D. rockefeller' or 'What Was Juris Doctorate'.

Johnny: Hey look at my new wrist band it says 'WWJD'
Mike: Wow, I didn't know you were a Christian.
Johnny: I'm not, it stands for 'Where Was the Jack Daniels'

by m1z_w1z_11 September 26, 2005