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Jamp

A past term verb indicating when something was jumped over. Used candidly now to refer to TV series, films and celebrities last finest moment. (Eytm - Jump The Shark circa 1995)
I think the TV show Enterprise jamp at the opening credits.

Cruise jamp when he dumped Kidman.

It's a shame the Fonz jamp that shark.
by m0r1arty June 11, 2006
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dahling

A term of faux endearment said from one person to another. Usually said either because the person saying it does not know who they are talking to or used to fit into a certain social group. Usually associated with media types.

This word has been banned from the National Opera House in London due to its overuse.
Person A -"Dahling, that was simply magical, we must do lunch and work together on something for the near future!"

Person B -"Of course, I simply love your work dahling, we would compliment each other as the day follows night"

Years later...Nothing comes to pass of it.
by m0r1arty November 23, 2006
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gallus

The sense of aroggance and style shown when attempting a social climbing feat
"See him? he thinks he's pure gallus"
by m0r1arty May 31, 2005
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Gutterance

n.- Low growly noises made to express utter disdain with another person's very existence (Source - Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!)
If Hey Steve shows up I don't want to be held accountable for whatever gutterance I will undoubtedly make.
by m0r1arty September 11, 2009
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bloganism

Pertaining to the mechanics of blogging and how a few highly valued sources can spread propaganda far without scrutiny.
So Facebook's value rose exponentially immediately after going public? Sheer bloganism at play I reckon.
by m0r1arty June 12, 2012
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Edinburger

Someone from Edinburgh in Scotland within the UK. Not from the Leith area though. Usually used as an attack on someone - due to the lack of Scots that live in Edinburgh.
See that twunt over there, he's an Edinburger, gets the train here from Edinburgh everyday.
by m0r1arty April 4, 2005
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warm towel

Similar to a "red herring" a "warm towel" is a ruse to distract someones attention.

Etymology: From an environmental movement called Tidowave's events. It is recommended to members that a warm towel be brought - this implies, without stating, that Direct Action will be in effect at the event.
Margaret: "Did you find Randy or find out what happened to Teddy?"

Jamie: "Nah, it was a warm towel."
by m0r1arty January 4, 2008
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