m's definitions

fuckwittage

Used first in Bridget Jones' Diary, it has now become a synonym for the mindgames men play when dating. It can also be applied to women in rare cases.
It can be preceded by "emotional" to make it about manipulating emotions or just plain "fuckwittage"

Girl 1: Oh Dan said he loved me but he's not ready for a relationship
Girl 2: That's just emotional fuckwittage. Get out of the relationship!

by m December 5, 2004

liberachecrotchy

a bejeweled cooter, prieee piercings

Damn, did you see Suzi's twat? It's covered in pretty piercings!

by M November 15, 2004

Spocompton

Slang term used in place of the city named, Spokane, located in North East Washington.

Spocompton is an attempt to make an all white, bitch made city, sound tough, when in fact you just have a bunch of pussy ass middle aged white people who are too big of pansies to live in a real city, but want that "diverse" and "urban" feel to their lives. The worst part of it all is the young inhabitants of Spokane, or Spocompton, seem to think that their city is actually hardcore, when in fact they're all about as hard and big as an 95 year old's penis immersed in ice water (no offense to any 95 year old's).

"Yeah yeah, we's goin down to SPOCOMPTON to score some of that funky shit, yeah yeah."
"You're a fucking dumbass."

by M January 31, 2005

toss off

Giving someone a hand job. Most likly a man.

Damn, did you get a toss off last night?

by M January 20, 2004

krib

a house, apartment, or other living space

I wanna go back ta my krib, yo.

by M December 3, 2003

skankopotomus

A fat, annoying, slutty girl.

"Damn, did you see that fat slut? What a skankopotamus!"

by m May 13, 2005

K04madness

Trust-fund baby who has been given everything he wants, resulting in a complete disconnect from reality.

If her parents don't set some boundries, she will be a K04madness.

by M March 25, 2004