n. A large arboreal boa of tropical South America . Anacondas hold the record for heaviest, if the not longest, snakes in the world. Anacondas are constrictors. The snake squeezes tighter each time its prey breathes out, so the prey cannot breath in again. This goes on until the prey dies of suffocation.
Also can be used as a euphemism for a certain male bit, but this is discouraged as it tends to give the slightly nerdier among us odd mental images of being squeezed to death and devoured by a penis. For most of us, this is not exactly erotic.
Also can be used as a euphemism for a certain male bit, but this is discouraged as it tends to give the slightly nerdier among us odd mental images of being squeezed to death and devoured by a penis. For most of us, this is not exactly erotic.
by lynx wings April 23, 2005

Used to parody the overuse of various internet abbreviations such as LOL, OMG, WTF, IM, etc. Literally means "Oh my god. What the fuck. Barbecue.
by lynx wings April 22, 2005

Trying to.
Spoken out loud often, but only ever written down by the extremely lazy or the extremely eager to be percieved as ghetto.
Spoken out loud often, but only ever written down by the extremely lazy or the extremely eager to be percieved as ghetto.
Leave me alone! I'm tryna do my homework!
by lynx wings April 23, 2005

'Thing' is a rather useful little word that can be substituted for most nouns or noun clauses. It's main uses are:
1. An object you can't remember or don't know the name of.
2. An interest or area of knowledge
3. A penis.
4. An engagement or appointment.
5. A romantic relationship.
6. Used in any variation on "there is this thing where ______" which is used as a filler.
1. An object you can't remember or don't know the name of.
2. An interest or area of knowledge
3. A penis.
4. An engagement or appointment.
5. A romantic relationship.
6. Used in any variation on "there is this thing where ______" which is used as a filler.
1. "Hey, could you pass that blue thing?
2. "I don't know if you should cut your hair or not. Ask Lola. Style is her thing."
3.
Slut: So he took off his pants, and I saw his thing!
Strumpet: Was it a big thing or a small thing?
Harlot: Oh, I've done him before. He has a medium-sized thing.
4. We couldn't see the movie on Thursday because she had a thing.
5. They had a thing for a while, but they broke up.
6. At the mall there's this thing where you can get your picture taken.
2. "I don't know if you should cut your hair or not. Ask Lola. Style is her thing."
3.
Slut: So he took off his pants, and I saw his thing!
Strumpet: Was it a big thing or a small thing?
Harlot: Oh, I've done him before. He has a medium-sized thing.
4. We couldn't see the movie on Thursday because she had a thing.
5. They had a thing for a while, but they broke up.
6. At the mall there's this thing where you can get your picture taken.
by lynx wings April 23, 2005
