Definitions by lunar shadows

beer

A nasty tasting beverage that fucks up the brain and causes people to be ill and act abnormal

Why would you want to drink beer? It tastes like shit

beer by lunar shadows December 21, 2004

globe

A round item that is used in science and everyday life. The main purpose of a globe is to locate certian areas that may be found on the planet earth.

Globes are easier to maintain the proper shape of the earth because there is no need to disort the continents.

Globes are very handy to use

globe by lunar shadows December 20, 2004

Fahrenheit 9/11 

Some movie made by a fat guy who doesn't know when the hell to shut up

get yourself a hot dog and shut up Michael!

Fahrenheit 9/11 by lunar shadows November 16, 2004

wwjd 

A great thing to ask yourself when you are in a situation you need answers for

wwjd? read the Bible! ^_^

wwjd by lunar shadows November 16, 2004

parking ticket

What you don't want to find on your car window when you don't pay to park in a parking spot you have to pay for. Luckily, I don't have to worry about that because I pay.

If you see a little orange piece of paper on your window, your screwed

parking ticket by lunar shadows November 10, 2004

Counter-Strike 

Another shitty first person shooter game that people can play. It looks boring and plain, just like any other stupid first person shooter game.

Why the fuck would I want to play counter-strike when I have suikoden 1-3?

Counter-Strike by lunar shadows November 10, 2004

neighbor

People who you live next to. Some can be nice, others can be complete dick heads or hicks.

When I was little, the neighbors were yelling at my dad for our dog barking at night. However, those dogs were dead for about 2 years when he made the complaint.

neighbor by lunar shadows November 7, 2004