benefits

money which the government give to people who have 10 kids with 10 different men. they are usually about 15 years old when they get to this stage. there children are usually pikeys or townies they live on council estates.

lets go get our benfits and then rob a house.

by louise April 14, 2004

townies

teenagers hu wear nike adidas and all that. they dont like grungers, s8rs, moshers, or gay ppl. they are the most h8ful mother fukkas in britain. they think there hard so they start fites 4 no reason.

no1 likes them.

they get pregnant at 12.

they smoke (ino other ppl do!!)

they nick stuff.

they think their in an american gangsta movie and say shit like 'YES BLOOD' ' ENIT GANGSTA'

THEY ARE FUK WITS

yes blood lets go and pregnant and nik sum adidas shit then beat up a goth!!

by louise April 15, 2004

flange

often used to describe a lady's front bottom; vagina or pish flaps. This term originates in Broxburn

I can smell your meaty flange ya bass

by Louise February 16, 2005

stupic

semen

it smelt like stupic

by louise July 15, 2003

Jenum

A term of endearment given by bliksem to mean life long friends or soul mates because they shared their deepest darkest secrets on a cliff where three men upto no good threatened her safety

you have my heart and soul jenum ... and i make my jenum's tummy jump X

by louise July 28, 2004

chemical restraint

the doping up of difficult patients, residents and people "for there own good"

She keeps on calling out, lets give her some chemical restraint.

by Louise November 05, 2004

legolicious

a word describing anything involving legolas (aka orlando bloom) being VERY sexy (as usual then!)

hmmmmm, that picture of legolas is soooooo legolicious!!!

by Louise December 22, 2003