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Paula Abdul

A smart beautiful woman who is the best at the many things she does.
by Lori March 14, 2004
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straight edge

straight edge (sXe)consists of the 3 X's

X- no recreational drug use (includes caffeine- which is a stimulant drug; some will accept drugs such as codeine or morphine for medicinal purposes)

X- no alcohol (some go as far as no Ny-Quil or Day-Quil because they include alcohol)

X- no casual (it doesn't mean abstinence, it means that you won't have one-night stands, but will wait until you are in a commited relationship to have sex.)

People have associated sXe as gang affiliation, but it is a way of life such as vegetarianism or celebasy. it is a way of life that consists of not poisoning your body with ignorance and sustaining a healthy lifestyle.
i am straight edge and for all the people who think it is the "popular" thing to do, you're wrong, and should accept it as a good thing because atleast there will be a few less drug-addicts, alcoholics, or AIDS carriers coming to a town near you!!!!
by Lori January 30, 2004
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Total Resistance

total resistance is a straight-edge hardcore band from Oxnard, California.
The Emo-Song!!!!
by Lori January 30, 2004
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popelope

tired of the vatican...pope runs away in middle of the night to marry a prostitute.
The old dude POPELOPED. There is hope for us all!! Blow job Betty sewed the old virgin up!!
by Lori April 18, 2005
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pants runner

Someone who aides in the pulling up of the pants in a geriatric facility. Generally only needed only when the resident is hard to handle or there has been a code brown(accident resulting in fecal matter in the pants)
Rhonda and Lori, CNAs, are changing Elsie's messy pants when they find a code brown.
Rhonda: oh no!
Elsie: I'm going to knock the hell out of you!
Lori: I think we're going to need a pants runner. (goes into the hall to find Donna to help wipe and pull up the clean pants)
by Lori January 13, 2005
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flusterfuck

Same as confused. Use like "flustered" or "confuzzled."
"Man, ask me tomorrow. . . now I'm all flusterfucked."
by Lori November 29, 2004
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Scaren

The freak word for scary or scared
-I am scaren
or
-Are you yet scaren?
by Lori May 13, 2005
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