lori's definitions

CNA

Certified Nurses Aide. Works in a healthcare facility assisting with daily living tasks of the elderly.

Nila works at Long Term Care as a CNA, a Certified Nurses Aide, but she could also be refered to as a Conosour of Nuts and Ass.

by Lori January 13, 2005

fu fu

Less offensive description of vagina. From Latin word fufuris, meaning 'split'

She had to have work done at the gynecologist on her fu-fu.

by Lori October 8, 2003

Paula Abdul

A smart beautiful woman who is the best at the many things she does.

Jennifer Lopez is an example.

by Lori March 14, 2004

Total Resistance

total resistance is a straight-edge hardcore band from Oxnard, California.

The Emo-Song!!!!

by Lori January 30, 2004

straight edge

straight edge (sXe)consists of the 3 X's

X- no recreational drug use (includes caffeine- which is a stimulant drug; some will accept drugs such as codeine or morphine for medicinal purposes)

X- no alcohol (some go as far as no Ny-Quil or Day-Quil because they include alcohol)

X- no casual (it doesn't mean abstinence, it means that you won't have one-night stands, but will wait until you are in a commited relationship to have sex.)

People have associated sXe as gang affiliation, but it is a way of life such as vegetarianism or celebasy. it is a way of life that consists of not poisoning your body with ignorance and sustaining a healthy lifestyle.

i am straight edge and for all the people who think it is the "popular" thing to do, you're wrong, and should accept it as a good thing because atleast there will be a few less drug-addicts, alcoholics, or AIDS carriers coming to a town near you!!!!

by Lori January 30, 2004

verbage

Refers to the dumb phrases on t-shirts, especially those sold at Hot Topic. These phrases usually make no sense.

"Did you check the new verbage?"
"Yeah. . .some shit about a hamster. . ."

by Lori November 1, 2004

fantasmical

Fastastic and Magical
Origin Mikel

It was fantasmical turning Mikel down.

by Lori November 18, 2004