lord rodericus's definitions

Licks Nuts

Term used to define something that is of inferior quality.

"The IROC-Z licks nuts." Often followed by the guy sticking his toungue out and making the motion of licking unshaved ball sac.

by Lord Rodericus July 30, 2003

Weasel's

The Weasel AKA "La Rata" is an accomplice of Nooger. Weasel's are recognized by a bald odd shaped head and inferior sun glasses. Although not as deadly as a Nooger it is still a force to be reckoned with.

"Archeologists discover what seem to be the remains of a Weasel."

by Lord Rodericus August 13, 2003

El Caballo

AKA The Lord of the Range Balls. El Caballo is the Demon ruling the land of Noogoria. He is recognized by his scorpion like face and massive legs capable of sending men 30 yards with one kick. It is also written that one day a hero will emerge and take the land of Noogoria from his grasp.

"When El Caballo arrives. All citized scatter."

by Lord Rodericus August 13, 2003

The Sac

Short for the word Zacatecas Which is a state in Mexico.

"Hey are you from The Sac?"

by Lord Rodericus July 30, 2003

Oaxaca

Southern Mexican State. It's people are recognized by theyre small stature and dark skin. Second only to Guerrero in vulgar language.

"Most Congo's are either from Guerrero or Oaxaca."

by Lord Rodericus August 13, 2003

El Pico

AKA The Beak Former member of LEAJ. (League of Extrordinary Anti Jorhoes). {see def. for LEAJ} The Beak was brutally slain by the Demon Jorhoe. He was known for verbal confrontations and knowledge of automobile racing.

"The Beak was an Isuzu Roller."

by Lord Rodericus August 13, 2003

LEAJ

League of Extrordinary Anti Jorhoes. A league that was attempted by a Weasel named Coquette but failed when a Nooger named :unknown: refused to join. The league was intended to help the members against the demon Jorhoe.

"Coquette was secretly working against the LEAJ and for the demon Jorhoe."

by Lord Rodericus August 13, 2003