lord farkwad's definitions

Saggy

(noun) The old men who walk around public locker rooms in the nude with their saggy ball sacks all over. Plural form: Saggies

Pool Goer 1: yo did you see that saggy? His sack was dragging on the floor.

Pool Goer 2: yeah yo this steam room is like a breeding ground for saggies.

by lord farkwad May 1, 2008

Dirty Sanchez

it has nothing to do with penis's or lips or doodie, it is simply a dirty mexican.

Dude, Paco is one dirty sanchez. you know, the nigga that mows your lawn.

by lord farkwad May 2, 2008

Jabbawakee

A girl who has a bangin body, but a fucking ugly ass face. Also know as a butterface.

Santa Clause: uh oh yo, jabbawakee alert.

Easter Bunny: ew yo, i'd pipe with a paper bag over her head.

Jesus: Tits

by lord farkwad May 1, 2008

DLMD

Acronym for Dont Let Me Down

Dont let me down
dont let me down again

-311, DLMD

by lord farkwad April 29, 2008

P.W.I.

Pipe While Intoxicated. to have sex with a girl while intoxicated via alcohol.

nigga #1: yo would you fuck that girl over there?

nigga #2: hell no negro, but i'd P.W.I.

nigga #1: haha helllll yeahhhh

by lord farkwad April 18, 2008

coo

a mash-potatoe type mixture of cum and poo......mad gross

When i pulled my dick outta her ass it was covered in hot coo.

by Lord farkwad April 21, 2008