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Danger! High Voltage! 

"Danger! High Voltage!" is a song by the group Electric Six, whose video features the lead singer, Dick Valentine, and an older woman doing sexually suggestive things to each other as their private parts light up. The "female" vocals of the song are actually done by Jack White of The White Stripes, although this is still somewhat of a little-known fact. The band even tried to hide the fact that he was doing the vocals after The White Stripes became celebrities. This song, along with "Gay Bar," are probably the band's biggest hits.
Dick Valentine: Don't you wanna know how we keep startin' fires? It's my desire!
Jack White: It's my desire! Danger! Danger! High Voltage! When we touch...when we kiss!

Vatican Assassin Warlock 

n. Charlie Sheen. Don't believe it? He admitted it himself during his radio meltdown!
News Anchor: This just in. Apparently Charlie Sheen is a Vatican Assassin Warlock. Watch out...he works for the Pope and murders people!
n. A fantastic creature that is the symbol of the Ordre du Vénéré Bitard, a student association of University of Poitiers in France, created during the 1920s. Members of the student group also refer to themselves as bitards, and at times wear uniforms colored according to their rank in the organization.

NOTE: Although a previous UD definition says that this means "bisexual retard," that is a common misconception.
University of Poitiers Student: Salut! ¿Voulez-vous joindre à l'Ordre du Vénéré Bitard? Vous pouvez porter une cape.

US Transfer Student: Um, let me look that up in my French dictionary. I'm not sure I want to be a bitard.
bitard by loop zoop June 30, 2011

Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom 

An infamous 1975 film directed by Pier Paolo Pasolini, based on the book "The 120 Days of Sodom" by the Marquis de Sade. In the story, four fascist libertines in Italy round up 9 teenage boys and 9 teenage girls, and subject them to 120 days of physical, mental, and sexual torture. Interestingly, the film is divided into four segments that loosely parallel Dante Alighieri's Inferno: the Anteinferno, the Circle of Manias, the Circle of Shit, and the Circle of Blood. Considered one of the most graphic and disturbing films of all time.
College film student: So, I have to watch "Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom" for "The Art of Film and Video." You wanna join me?

College art student: No thanks, I just ate!
IAMX is the solo project of Chris Corner, formerly of the Sneaker Pimps. His musical style is influenced by 1980's electro, but has evolved over several albums. Due to his musical talent, eccentric fashion style, and introspective lyrics, Corner has developed quite a devoted fan base. When performing live, Corner has a band consisting of Janine Gezang on keyboards/synths, vocals, and bass, Alberto Álvarez on guitars, vocals, drums and bass, and a drum machine named MAX.
Male IAMX fan: Hey, I've got two tickets to see IAMX tonight at the Nordstern Festival! Wanna come?

Female IAMX fan: Yessss! SQUEEEEE!
IAMX by loop zoop June 23, 2011

Dire Clown 

1. An enemy from Shining Force, for the Sega Genesis, part of the series of "Shining" series of fantasy console games developed by Sega.

2. Also could refer to any evil clown, although this particular name is generally used by fans of the original Shining Force game. As the word "dire" generally means "Warning of or having dreadful or terrible consequences," according to most dictionary whores, it seems perfectly appropriate.
Gamer: I just walked into a dark alley and fought a Dire Clown in hand-to-hand combat!

Friend: Oh? And when was the last time you left your bedroom, Mr. Gamersexual?
Dire Clown by loop zoop June 21, 2011

Liberator 

n. A company that manufactures "bedroom adventure gear," Liberator's home store is located in Atlanta. The "adventure gear" includes sex furniture, sex toys, lingerie, role-play items, and other fun products.
Honey, wait 'til you see the new furniture I got from Liberator today! We won't sleep all night!
Liberator by loop zoop June 18, 2011