loop zoop's definitions

Scary Queen

n. Local nickname for a specific Dairy Queen located on North Ave. in Midtown ATL. It's relatively safe during the day, but at night, it's safe to say that you can get more than a Mini-Blizzard if you hang around the parking lot.

Hey, I'm gonna go over to Scary Queen and get a Georgia Mud Fudge with some rocks on top!

by loop zoop June 16, 2011

barefooter

n. One who frequently (if not always) walks around barefoot in public. He or she takes pride in this fact, and is not ashamed of having dirty feet. The person may, in fact, have been kicked out of stores, restaurants, and other public places due to his or her bare feet, and likes to flaunt it. There are some advantages to this lifestyle, however: according to some research, it keeps your feet healthier. Quite a few Facebook groups and websites have been dedicated to this lifestyle, indicating its popularity. Not recommended for certain urban areas!

Alex (to woman): Hey, are you a barefooter too?

Woman: Yes I am! Let's walk barefoot through Wal-Mart and see if they kick us out!

by loop zoop June 18, 2011

AOL InstaKiss

n. An e-mail phishing scam that apparently fooled a lot of AOL newbies into giving away their passwords. Users received an e-mail saying, "You've received an AOL InstaKiss!" and then were asked to enter their screen name and password.

"Hey, I just got an AOL InstaKiss! Maybe it's from that hottie Michelle!"

"OK dumbass, you just gave away your account."

by loop zoop August 7, 2011

TranslateGate

A mysterious glitch on Google Translate, whereupon you set the "translate from" language to Somali, and type in 2-3 character sets of words. The resulting text seems to be pulled from sites like Disqus, StumbleUpon, dating sites, and other random websites, and isn't always in English, even if you set the "translate to" language to English. For example, sometimes it will come out in Thai or Japanese. Other times, it will sound like you're conversing with an AI bot, though this has been disputed.

Have you seen the TranslateGate mystery? I typed in "ick ick ick ick ick," and the translation came from a Thai dating site. WTF?

by loop zoop May 10, 2018

YouTube debate

n. Possibly the most pointless, irrational form of debate on the Internet today, a YouTube debate is when two or more people get into an argument via the comments section on YouTube. The topics may include politics, Megadeth vs. Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, the paranormal, how VEVO sucks, or perhaps most laughably, gang affiliations. As with your average forum fighter, those who start (or engage in) these debates are often just trolls, but some actually take them seriously, to the point of getting emotional. Also, they generally contain numerous spelling and grammar errors.

MOFOmike: fuk u, ur a fukin democrat whore and that's the rezin r cuntry is so fukked up rite now.
YoYoMa: u fuqqin redneck republican bitch-ass, how bout u come say dat in ma hood, i'll blast you with my fo-fo!
Uploader Comment: And another YouTube debate turns violent...

by loop zoop July 22, 2011

afask

As far as spellcheck knows. What is only within the knowledge base of spellcheck, which is why it marks so many real words as "wrong."

Me: What, you mean "bloob" isn't a word?

Friend: afask

by loop zoop March 2, 2024

Failbook

n. Popular nickname for all the idiotic, moronic, creepy (and/or funny) status messages people post on Facebook on a day-to-day basis. So prevalent that an entire section of FAIL Blog has been dedicated to it.

Facebook user: Today I figured out that I'm gay...so im telling you all, just cuz i had to tell sumbody 1st! just don't tell my mom, K?

Facebook user's "friend": I am so posting that on Failbook.

Facebook user: don't you fucking dare!

by loop zoop July 1, 2011