lockenload23's definitions

Jingle Bell Cock

Term used to describe Santa Claus's penis.

-Dude I actually think Santa Claus is pretty hot
--I know! I wanna jump on his jingle bell cock

by lockenload23 November 30, 2016

Christian Bail

To skip church on Sunday

David: Hey did you see Jeffrey at church yesterday?
Jeremiah: No, he performed a Christian Bail

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Cock Tingley

When you sit on your penis for too long, and it falls asleep.

Ahh dude I need to stand up, I have a cock tingley.

by lockenload23 July 16, 2016

Spick Delights

Any sort of Mexican food

I'm gonna head to Rudy's Taco Shop and get some spick delights.

by lockenload23 January 5, 2017

Lawn Cocks

Mushrooms

Ricardo: How's your lawn looking?
Mark: Pretty bad actually, it's infested with massive lawn cocks.

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Cum Con

A criminal who jacks off his victims

-Did you hear the news about the local sex offender?
---Yeah, word on the street is that he's a cum con!

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Still Cock In

When your cock is in a woman, but there is no movement between the man or woman.

-Dude did you bust?
--No, it was a Still Cock In

by lockenload23 January 1, 2017