Lawn Cocks

Mushrooms

Ricardo: How's your lawn looking?
Mark: Pretty bad actually, it's infested with massive lawn cocks.

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017

Sexas

Having sex in Texas.

Dude I went to Houston last week and had some AWESOME sexas with Angela.

by lockenload23 August 02, 2016

Spick Delights

Any sort of Mexican food

I'm gonna head to Rudy's Taco Shop and get some spick delights.

by lockenload23 January 06, 2017

Cum Con

A criminal who jacks off his victims

-Did you hear the news about the local sex offender?
---Yeah, word on the street is that he's a cum con!

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017

Business Ass

When you have intercourse while on a work trip.

-Bro how was your work trip?
--Dude it was beast! I got some serious business ass from Stacy!
-Nice!

by lockenload23 November 22, 2016

spick fil a

A Chick Fil A restaurant predominately run by Mexicans.

Dude, do you speak Spanish? I don't know how to order at this spick fil a

by lockenload23 December 24, 2016

Fapkin

A napkin used for absorbing cum after masturbation.

I'm gonna bust!! I better get a Fapkin!!

by lockenload23 August 06, 2016