35 definitions by lockenload23

Sexus

When you have sex inside of a Lexus vehicle.

Eugene: Hey man did you guys bang in the car?
Thomas: Yeah! We actually had Sexus!

by lockenload23 August 8, 2016

Pacific Rim

When you get an underwater rim job

-Hey dude how was the beach house with Casey last week?
--It was amazing, she gave me a pacific rim

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017

Shy Asshole

When it can't poop because other people are around.

Brad get outta here! You know I have a shy asshole!

by lockenload23 July 12, 2016

Dick Burn

When you get a handjob with no lubrication.

-How was last night with Karen?
--It was awesome until she gave me a dick burn!

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017

Jew Jitsu

When a Jewish person performs martial arts.

Mark: Hey wanna learn how to box with me?
Harry: No, I only practice Jew Jitsu

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017

Spicker

A Mexican made sticker.

I just got a sweet Spicker from Raul's taco shop!!

by lockenload23 August 20, 2016

Vocal Asshole

A fart

Dude I had a few vocal assholes in math class today

by lockenload23 January 5, 2017