Fapkin

A napkin used for absorbing cum after masturbation.

I'm gonna bust!! I better get a Fapkin!!

by lockenload23 August 06, 2016

LowKeyMon

When you want to play Pokemon go without anyone noticing.

Ahh there's so many people! I guess I'll have to play LowKeyMon

by lockenload23 July 19, 2016

savin sauce

When you dont jack off because you want to save up as much semen as possible.

Tina: hey do you want me to give you a hand job?
Johnny: nah, im savin sauce right now. maybe next week.

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017

Sexhibition

When you are on a MISSION to have sexual intercourse with someone.

Dude i can't take it anymore!! I'm going on a sexhibition to bang Brittany!

by lockenload23 November 30, 2016

Lawn Cocks

Mushrooms

Ricardo: How's your lawn looking?
Mark: Pretty bad actually, it's infested with massive lawn cocks.

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017

Sexas

Having sex in Texas.

Dude I went to Houston last week and had some AWESOME sexas with Angela.

by lockenload23 August 02, 2016

Christian Bail

To skip church on Sunday

David: Hey did you see Jeffrey at church yesterday?
Jeremiah: No, he performed a Christian Bail

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017