lobsterbeybuoy's definitions

fucaled

v.To be thoroughly stopped, embarrassed, or thwarted in a scoring attempt.

.................................

The Slovaks thought they were going to score on a breakaway but they were fucaled, badly.

by lobsterbeybuoy January 1, 2014

bib boy

n. Maritime expression for a stranger, a neophyte. Derived from the bizarre way maritimers drape a protective sheet over folks eating their first lobster.

.....................................................................................

Hand me that quarter-inch spline bracket. I have to haul this keel if we're going to beat that moisturizer back to port.

By Jeez there be a load of spline brackets by here.

Don't be a bib boy. There! Aft of your meat paw!

by Lobsterbeybuoy November 10, 2012

dory rower

n. Canadian expression for a fellow who's useless.

....................................................................................

That new deckhand be a right dory rower. I wouldn't want to rely on him to pull traps in a moisturizer.

Too right Bruce.

You from Australia?

Yeah. But not from Perth.

by Lobsterbeybuoy November 10, 2012

spit-laugh

n. Similar to a spit-take but not as hilarious to watch as only a loose dribble of spittle leaves the mouth instead of a wild eruption of juice, coffee, vodka etc.

....................................................................................

Dude! Did you see that squid-jigger , hiccuburp, slip and get his face caught in that lobster trap?

Yeah. It was codriffic! I totally did a spit-laugh.

by Lobsterbeybuoy November 9, 2012

lobster

n. Horrible-looking multi-clawed crustacean prized as food by maritimers unable to access adequate supplies of beef.

By geeze there Billy. I could really go for some lobster claw soup just now, by here, eh, Billy me boy? Think I'll quay the dory and tie on a bib? How's by you?

Are you coming on to me?

by Lobsterbeybuoy January 7, 2013

Greatest country in the world

n. Australia, except for Perth.

....................................................................................

G'day Bruce! Welcome to the Greatest country in the world!

Except for Perth!

Quite right! Except for bleeding Perth! Bunch of wombat thieves.

by Lobsterbeybuoy November 9, 2012

Perth

place. Extremely western Australian city that serves as a gateway to the orient and an export hub for kangaroo leather, emu eggs and small trinkets.

Sports fanatics abound. Professional rounders teams, netball enthusiasts, and the famous Clashing Colours can be found on the pitches most Sundays.

Have they got stores in Perth now?

Too right mate! You can buy any trinket you want. It's like Hobart on a Wednesday eveving!

by Lobsterbeybuoy December 24, 2012