lmxdurgex's definitions

common

a shakespearian term for a slut whore or lose woman

my day was common mother, and so are you

by LMxDurgex December 18, 2008

rough sex

When a man breaks his penis while having sex.

Kevin was having sex with his girlfriend when it quickly became rough sex when she changed posistions and broke his penis.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

promasterbating

The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object.

My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

imo

A emotional, suicidal, gay, punk rocker who who wheres their hair over one eye and wheres tight black clothes and badly died black hair.

Those imos at the mall are always sliting their wrists and complaining about life.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

rainbow of death

a term refering to the rainbow logo on the cover or box/case of any video game made by the notoriously bad video game company LJN

oh Terminator 2 for the nes this looks pretty fun... wait a miniute aww no the rainbow of death

-James Rolf, The Angry Video Game Nerd

by lmxdurgex August 11, 2009

black off

to masterbate or ejaculate to black people

My friend johnny really has a thing for black chicks, he bought a copy of hot chocolate magizine and a tube of vasoline at the conviance store and procided to imediatly go into the bathroom and black off.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

Simion

a solid hard plastic penis used for masturbation

the two lesbians went to the sex shop to buy double sided Simion's

by lmxdurgex October 17, 2009