29 definitions by lmxdurgex

red balls

A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much while he is horny (cured by sobering up).

Frank hadnt had sex in over a month and when he smoked that crack blunt he got red balls.

by lmxdurgex December 10, 2008

black off

to masterbate or ejaculate to black people

My friend johnny really has a thing for black chicks, he bought a copy of hot chocolate magizine and a tube of vasoline at the conviance store and procided to imediatly go into the bathroom and black off.

by lmxdurgex December 25, 2008

the unholy triforce

the 3 horrible legend of zelda games for the philips cdi video game system

the unholy triforce alone made the cdi a horrible game console

by lmxdurgex August 5, 2009

promasterbating

The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object.

My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon.

by lmxdurgex December 26, 2008

aurtard

A mentally challanged or stupid person.

I hate George Bush, he is such an aurtard.

by lmxdurgex December 26, 2008

power whore

An electrical device that has a large external power supply attached to the power cord or plug that takes up to much space.

I fucking hate the atari 3800, why is it such a god damn power whore.

-James Rolf, The Angry Video Game Nerd

by lmxdurgex December 31, 2009

oblivious

dead

my pet cat is oblivious

by lmxdurgex November 29, 2008