blue balls

Frost bittin testicles.

Trevor really learned his lession about walking naked throug a blizzard he got blue balls and his penis was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

hoetel

a motel that is typically used by people to sleep with hookers

Frank paid the prostitute 65$ and took her with him to the hoetell to bang her.

by lmxdurgex January 29, 2009

oblivious

dead

my pet cat is oblivious

by LMxDurgex December 16, 2008

rough sex

When a man breaks his penis while having sex.

Kevin was having sex with his girlfriend when it quickly became rough sex when she changed posistions and broke his penis.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

Omnipotent

Erectile disfuntion or inability to get it up.

My gampa takes viagra becaue he is Omnipotent.

by LMxDurgex December 18, 2008

aurtard

A mentally challanged or stupid person.

I hate George Bush, he is such an aurtard.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

common

a shakespearian term for a slut whore or lose woman

my day was common mother, and so are you

by LMxDurgex December 18, 2008