lmxdurgex's definitions

Omnipotent

Erectile disfuntion or inability to get it up.

My gampa takes viagra becaue he is Omnipotent.

by LMxDurgex December 18, 2008

common

a shakespearian term for a slut whore or lose woman

my day was common mother, and so are you

by LMxDurgex December 18, 2008

red balls

A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much cocaine crack or free baseing cocaine while he is horny (cured by sobering up).

Dan hadnt had sex or whacked off in well over 3 month and when he smoked all that crack cocaine he got red balls before he was about to get laid.

by lmxdurgex August 11, 2009

nerd-bateing

A nerd who is masterbating.

After the star trek convension i caught my friend who went with me in the bathroom with a playboy nerd-bateing.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

up dog

A dog's erection or boner .

My dog is so horney, this morning i looked over at him and he was walking around with a long, tall, fat up dog.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

power whore

An electrical device that has a large external power supply attached to the power cord or plug that takes up to much space.

I fucking hate the atari 3800, why is it such a god damn power whore.

-James Rolf, The Angry Video Game Nerd

by LMxDurgex December 30, 2008

holiday whore

A slut or prostitute who exclusively has sex with people on Christmas.

I love Nancey she is such a holiday whore.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008