lizzi's definitions

untz

The sound of the techno porn groove.

You: D00d, those bees are totally doing it.
Me: Untz untz untz untz

by lizzi May 20, 2005

porn groove

The awesome music in a porno. Tacky and delightful. Sounds like untz or bow chicka WOW wow.

dude, this porn groove is classic.

by lizzi May 20, 2005

up on that

To 'bang,' have sex, or otherwise canoodle with. Presumably another person, a sexy one; but could also be used in an ironic fashion for an object (tangeable or otherwise) which is particularly awesome.

"Man, that girl is hot."
"You wanna get up on that?"

or:

"Holy crap, this song is awesome. I totally want to get up on that."

by lizzi May 19, 2005

lindsay lohan

She is hot. I would tap that.

"There's Lindsay Lohan. Would you tap that?"
"Yes, yes I would tap that."

by lizzi May 19, 2005

girlsex

Sexual acts between two young ladies. They may or may not be in a relationship, and they may or may not even be lesbian or bisexual or even into girls. It doesn't matter. The hottest kind of sex is girlsex.

"Michi...I had girlsex last night!"

by lizzi May 19, 2005

fenis

The awkward bulge you get when you sit down while wearing jeans.

Is that your fenis, or are you just happy to see me?

by lizzi May 19, 2005

Gordon's Vodka

Deliciously cheap vodka in a plastic bottle. The bottle even has a handle! Tastes like death but after the first two or three shots, well, you don't really care, do you. Interestingly enough, this is also when you stop caring about the 2005 election and start singing awesome '80s hair metal songs. Smells like nailpolish remover, probably tastes like it too, but for $12 a bottle how could you go wrong?

Dude, I'll sell you what's left of my Gordon's for $10. Ah, screw it: let's just drink it tonight.

by lizzi May 19, 2005