liz's definitions

Manhattan

The most well known of the boroughs of The City of New York, if asking an outsider. Often reffered to as 'The City' by residents of other boroughs of New York. Home of Broadway, Times Square, The Empire State Building, etc... also an area with a needlessly complex subway system in some areas, and a lack of subway in others. Culturally diverse, a place where the mexican food resturants are actually run by mexican people and have real mexican food. Where there is a risk of crime in any areas, the contrast between the various neighborhoods is very sharp. Also notable for it's exceedingly over-inflated property prices.

A. 1: Hey, let's go to New York!
2: Yeah! We can go to Manhattan! And... what else is there?

B. Hey, when school is done, wanna hop the Q to The City? We can go chill in the village!

C. I can take ten different trains to get to times square, but if I want to get to the east side below sixtyth, I have to take the six train and walk like crazy...

D. This food is real Chinise Food! Not psuedo american-chinise food! Sweet!

E. I ain't paying over a million dollars for a STUDIO APARTMENT!!

by Liz November 17, 2005

binghamton

I grew up in Binghamton, how do you think I feel? I KNOW this place sucks and yet it is still my hometown. Not something I am proud to admit. The only thing that we can claim to have here is... well not too damn much once I think about it. And for those of you who move to Binghamton from other places, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? Go home now while you still have the chance!!!! I mean seriously, Binghamton is the second cloudiest area in all of the United States, and its defiantely true. I mean we are lucky to have maybe 30 sunny days a year. Who the fuck in their right mind would want to move here from somewhere else? Not me.

Binghamton sucks, move to Florida where it is actually warm in June.

by Liz November 13, 2004

boched

A word used to describe a shitty situation or a shitty thing. Derived from Urban Canada.

ie. if yo woman's been two timin you, "Damn Cuz, daz botched up!"

by liz January 31, 2005

Bizard

Another name for Liz, spawning from the nickname Lizard. Applies to someone who is goofy and carefree.

Have you met my friend Bizard?
Oh, Bizard, you silly girl!

by Liz February 2, 2005

Jewland

the land from which Jewish people hail when they do not want to admit being from any real country.

Richard although actually of Russian heritage, claimed to be from Jewland because he didn't understand the concept of geography.

by Liz January 3, 2004

anthony kiedis

the man i'm going to marry- a born fuckmonster-an eloquent lyrical master who tops it off with a velvety orgasmic voice...

Anthony Kiedis has nice legs.

by liz May 17, 2004

west county snob

Any and all persons residing in, and sometimes near, the west county area of St. Louis, MO. These people genuinely believe that they are smarter, better looking, funnier, and all around better then everyone else on the face of the earth. In actuality they are sadly mistaken.

Look there is a herd of west county snobs decked out in their Northface coats and fanny packs and birkenstock clogs. They are all listening to Dave Matthews.

by Liz October 18, 2004