hogsucker

hogsucker has the same meaning as cocksucker but is a less offensive alternative when calling someone a cocksucker is inappropriate or unwanted

my neighbors dog crapped on my porch and the neighbor refuses to control his dog what a hogsucker

by littlejimmie March 15, 2019

sockpuppet

sockpuppet is someone who is under the control of someone else with no mind of their own and lets other people make their decisions for them

our governor is a sockpuppet with no mind of his own and allows other people in his party to make all of the decisions

by littlejimmie November 17, 2019

godnabbit

godnabbit is a combination of goddamn and dagnabbit but non vulgar non offensive alternative to goddamn it when goddamn it is not appropriate or is unwanted

my new shoes fell apart godnabbit

godnabbit my dog ate my homework last night

by littlejimmie March 13, 2019

flip it

flip it a non vulgar non offensive alternative to fuck it when fuck it is not appropriate and foul language want do

my boss cussed me out for being late i said take this job and shove it flip it

by littlejimmie April 16, 2019

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry similar to stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry to get beat senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back

dude your girlfriend is as ugly as a mud fence

man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight

man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

ok dude I get you

by littlejimmie December 17, 2019

bag of wind

bag of wind someone who talks too much is a braggart and nothing useful comes out of their mouth

dude rumor has it your girlfriend wants me more ha ha ha ha

man just shutup you useless bag of wind my girlfriend dont want your sorry ass

dude its true

man youre just a useless bag of wind who dont know jack crap and likes to hear yourself brag

wow dude you really think that about me

yes man i think of you as a useless bag of wind

ok dude you made it clear to me now wow

by littlejimmie April 07, 2019

el stupido

el stupido the spanish version of stupid when calling someone stupid is just not enough and its funnier to call someone stupid in spanish

my boss cussed me out for being a couple of minutes late what an el stupido

by littlejimmie April 13, 2019