136 definitions by littlejimmie

tear you a new asshole to be beaten senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back
man your girlfriend is so ugly and is going to have an ugly baby

dude, you better shut up about my girlfriend and our baby or I'm going to tear you a new asshole

man are you threatening me

yes man you better back off

ok man I get you
by littlejimmie November 22, 2019
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running off with the mouth one who runs their mouth don't know when to shut up and makes inappropriate comments constantly
always running off with the mouth my ex-girlfriend don't know when to shut up and she makes inappropriate comments constantly
by littlejimmie December 6, 2019
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hopping mad meaning very angry or highly pissed off
my neighbor turned his dogs loose in my yard to do their business and refused to clean it up i was hopping mad

i was hopping mad when a neighborhood dog came in my yard and killed a mother raccoon and her babies
by littlejimmie July 27, 2019
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flipface is the same meaning as fuckface but is non vulgar when you want to insult someone without profanity and maintain your good manners
my teacher scolded me in front of the whole class this morning what a flipface biotch
by littlejimmie March 12, 2019
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horsecrap a non vulgar less offensive alternative to horseshit and bullshit when horseshit and bullshit are inappropriate or want do
my ex girlfriend cheats lies and steals and is full of horsecrap most of the time
by littlejimmie April 18, 2019
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fiberboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin these products include high density fiberboard hardboard medium density fiberboard and low density fiberboard particleboard used in construction furniture making diy projects and many other consumer products
i wanted all solid wood furniture but ended up with fiberboard furniture what a bummer
by littlejimmie March 30, 2019
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pig fucker one who stands behind cops no matter how dirty they are or how egregious their actions are
man youre such a pig fucker

dude why did you call me a pig fucker

man you stand by every cop on the police department no matter how dirty they are or how egregious their actions are thats makes you a pig fucker

wow dude you really think me that way

yes man i think of you as a pig fucker

ok dude i get you
by littlejimmie June 6, 2019
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