I opened the cupboard and the chocpile fell on me. Luckily I was able to reach my mobile phone and call for help.
by Little Computer Nerd December 14, 2011
Name given to a particular brand of computer or laptop when it goes wrong, which they invariably do.
by Little Computer Nerd December 08, 2009
by Little Computer Nerd November 25, 2011
Amalgamation of the two words - sticky knickers. Used to describe underwear with skid marks, or after unsuccessfully trying to wait while desperate to go for a wee.
My wife was feeling discomfort in her stickers, as she'd been stuck on the bed with paralyzed legs for some time.
by Little Computer Nerd October 13, 2009
Spending more time than usual in bed, not necessarily asleep. Mostly used to describe someone who usually sleeps at night, but spends time during waking hours in bed as well.
by Little Computer Nerd June 22, 2009
Alternative spelling of oneties, the decade between 2010 and 2019. Before this decade you have the noughties, and afterwards the twenties, so the decade in-between had to be given a suitable name.
Man 1: In the wonties, we want world peace, a great global economy and better shows on the TV.
Man 2: You want a lot, don't you?
Man 2: You want a lot, don't you?
by Little Computer Nerd December 08, 2009
Type of logic an Alcoholic has, whether they are in recovery or not. This logic may not make sense to anyone who isn't an alcoholic.
Alcoholic: When you fix that kitchen cabinet to the wall to house the double oven, for extra peace of mind I'd like you to screw in two brackets, fixed to the wall behind the cabinet, under the shelf the oven will sit on.
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!
by Little Computer Nerd July 09, 2012