negotihater

One who tries to negotiate with others, but has strong hate for their point of view on the subject.
That footballer who is being given the yellow card is such a negotihater
by Little Computer Nerd March 25, 2010
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Alcoholic's Logic

Type of logic an Alcoholic has, whether they are in recovery or not. This logic may not make sense to anyone who isn't an alcoholic.
Alcoholic: When you fix that kitchen cabinet to the wall to house the double oven, for extra peace of mind I'd like you to screw in two brackets, fixed to the wall behind the cabinet, under the shelf the oven will sit on.
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!
by Little Computer Nerd July 11, 2012
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bedlife

Spending more time than usual in bed, not necessarily asleep. Mostly used to describe someone who usually sleeps at night, but spends time during waking hours in bed as well.
My wife wasn't feeling well yesterday so she had a bedlife day!
by Little Computer Nerd June 22, 2009
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Morse code toilet paper

The type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. I don't know morse code but if I did, I might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.
God, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, I wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.
by Little Computer Nerd June 18, 2010
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Calpol tunnel

The syndrome where reaching for the child paracetamol shoots a pain up your arm
Patient: When I reach for the children's paracetamol, I get a shooting pain up my arm. Any idea what it might be?

Doctor: Hmm, sounds like a bad case of Calpol Tunnel!
by Little Computer Nerd October 20, 2010
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Morrisons dancing

This is Morris dancing performed in a particular British supermarket, namely Morrison's.
Did you see those people Morrisons dancing by the deli counter?
by Little Computer Nerd November 25, 2011
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year debt

Taken from the phrase year dot, year debt refers to a year when you've got lots of debt to pay back, especially after having a merry cashmas.
Man I had a fabulous Cashmas, but now I'm back to year debt!
by Little Computer Nerd December 20, 2009
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