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Minstrel Cycle

The cycle, usually around 28 days long, when the female of our great species suddenly needs to eat a bag of Mars Minstrels (or similar chocolates). This is around the time of their period
Oh my god, my wife is having her Minstrel Cycle.
by Little Computer Nerd October 8, 2010
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stickers

Amalgamation of the two words - sticky knickers. Used to describe underwear with skid marks, or after unsuccessfully trying to wait while desperate to go for a wee.
My wife was feeling discomfort in her stickers, as she'd been stuck on the bed with paralyzed legs for some time.
by Little Computer Nerd October 13, 2009
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wonties

Alternative spelling of oneties, the decade between 2010 and 2019. Before this decade you have the noughties, and afterwards the twenties, so the decade in-between had to be given a suitable name.
Man 1: In the wonties, we want world peace, a great global economy and better shows on the TV.

Man 2: You want a lot, don't you?
by Little Computer Nerd December 8, 2009
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Morse code toilet paper

The type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. I don't know morse code but if I did, I might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.
God, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, I wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.
by Little Computer Nerd June 18, 2010
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Calpol tunnel

The syndrome where reaching for the child paracetamol shoots a pain up your arm
Patient: When I reach for the children's paracetamol, I get a shooting pain up my arm. Any idea what it might be?

Doctor: Hmm, sounds like a bad case of Calpol Tunnel!
by Little Computer Nerd October 20, 2010
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bedlife

Spending more time than usual in bed, not necessarily asleep. Mostly used to describe someone who usually sleeps at night, but spends time during waking hours in bed as well.
My wife wasn't feeling well yesterday so she had a bedlife day!
by Little Computer Nerd June 22, 2009
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Indian Taker

The opposite of Indian Giver.

Used to describe the act of asking for something, then saying you don't want it yet.
Me: My wife asked for some help moving some stuff around, then said when I went to help that she didn't want it yet.
My friend: She's such an Indian Taker
by Little Computer Nerd December 18, 2009
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