Definitions by listypoos

pussle 

a term for masterbation.

Jane was well chuffed. She'd secretly fancied Andy from a distance for over a year, and they were eventually going on that all important 1st date. She was thinking of putting out, but after walking into the bathroom in Andy's parents house before the date, caught Andy having a pussle. Realising that Andy was hoping for some action from her later on, she changed her mind like a hypocritical bint and storm out before the date had even become. Andy, what a guy.

pussle by listypoos November 10, 2004

gubba 

to be constantly second best at anything.

Andy was sure that this was his year to win the 100%. For the past 3 years he'd been runner up. He couldn't believe it, 3 metres to go and he was leading, then suddenly with just a few steps to go he was overtaken and pushed back into 2nd position. At that moment, Andy knew he'd always be gubba.

Andy had been nervous before his first pornographic performance. The first scene they shot was the bukkake scene, the directors thinking that if they've cum now, they'll last for longer when all of them kerplunk her. They all got undressed. The first bloke. Andy looked relieved, he was bigger than that bloke. Second bloke, again, Andy had no worries, maybe this was his shining moment. Andy got his member out, and was reasonably chuffed at it's size compared to the other two blokes. But then, in came the honkey with his footlong, and made Andy's look like a pathetic mansarino. God help her, he thought. He was gubba.

gubba by listypoos November 10, 2004

dirguson 

To play mind games with someone.

Before the match started, he accused them of fielding 14 players, whilst refusing to count them. He was just having a dirguson.

dirguson by listypoos November 9, 2004

sprodgley biggboggé 

To be vague, can mean anything.

1st person: I'd like to buy a computer game.
2nd person: Which game?
1p: I don't know
2p: Well, what system?
1p: I don't know, the disc just goes in and it works.
2p: Ah! You want a sprodgley biggboggé!

sprodgley biggboggé by listypoos November 9, 2004

barlikk 

To go out after forgetting to apply deoderant, and ending up smelling like a homeless hooker in the middle of a fish market.

1st person: Hey there, how are you? Oh christ, you smell awful!
2nd person: What do you mean... oh shit, I'm barlikk!

barlikk by listypoos November 9, 2004

gredd 

The type of 'lad' who goes out clubbing trying to look like David Beckham, but doesn't quite manage it, and ends up looking like a twat.

Look at that twat, he's well gredd with that bleached mohawk haircut from 2 years ago.

gredd by listypoos November 9, 2004

mariachi

to be late in any given situation.

sorry i'm mariachi, i got distracted by a singing panda at the traffic lights.

bob, i've got something to tell you. i'm 7 weeks mariachi and i think it's yours.

mariachi by listypoos November 9, 2004