cunné

another description of something being 'hard'.

bloody hell, i got a massive cunné-on when i saw her neatly shaved thogg.

he's as cunné as nails.

mummy, my math homework is very cunné.

by listypoos September 20, 2004

pornish casty

a person who can be described as looking like an actor in a comedy pornographic film.

christ, have you seen elton over there? with those glasses and that wig on, he looks like a right pornish casty!

by listypoos September 20, 2004

double fisted piledriver

a method of masterbation. the 'user' claps both hands around his crunne on, squeezes until its numb, then proceed to masterbate with both hands at a furious pace. continue to spadging occurs.

Q - you just like you've spadged your life away. why is that?

A - i've just had a double fisted piledriver.

she gave him a double fisted piledriver, but, being female, had not mastered the technique good enough and ripped his crunne-on off.

by listypoos September 24, 2004

slustard

to be messy, or untidy.

particularly gelatinous items

"jeffery! get upstairs and clean your room, its been slustard for over two weeks!"

by listypoos September 20, 2004

klinsmann

to go/fall down. either to fall, or to perform oral sex on ones partner.

yeah, she klinsmanned me behind the bike sheds.

i phoned claims direct after klinsmanning down and open manhole.

by listypoos September 30, 2004

smollocks

a term for not having much storage space.

i just moved house but i'm going to have to get rid of some things because i've got smollocks.

by listypoos November 04, 2004

peeing gay

for 7 males to join together in one glorious climax. usually spadging on a ladies' thogg, stay puft style.

i saw peeing gay last night. it was wicked!

on that film i just watched, there was a peeing gay scene and they all had mansarino members!

by listypoos September 28, 2004