Definitions by lisa_urban

Apparent 

collective noun: The modern single parent family unit

child 1: Do you live with your mum and dad?
child 2: No I live with Apparent.

Apparent by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Imagine 

(Coloq UK slang) What your I-phone does when you take a picture with it.

I iz gunna do sum phat imagine of me an' my hoe in da bedroom aaaiight!

Imagine by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

peculiarly 

To reach ones objective by way of standing patiently in line (in a queu)

Doris finally reached the post office counter peculiarly

peculiarly by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Pretend

To pay for an item or service in advance

The new I-phone would be in such high demand that Bob went to the I-store ahead of the release date to pretend.

Pretend by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Amazing

The relaying of overcomplex or poor directions causing the navigating party to become disorientated and ultimately becoming completely lost.

Ritas directions were so amazing that we all got lost.

Amazing by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Asphelt 

To have ones booty fondled, usually by an older man.

When Bill Clinton passed by Monica she became asphelt

Asphelt by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Parasite 

The view while hanging under a parachute canopy

Bob's parasite gave him a great view of the action

Parasite by lisa_urban May 17, 2008