44 definitions by linda

caitie

the best friend a girl can ask for. is really talented in art. always makes you laugh. she is also very strange. is in love with maester seymour.

my best friend's name is caitie.

by linda March 5, 2005

zonking

the process of banging, f*cking, having sex..

We were "zonking" in his parent's room and they walked in

by linda March 12, 2005

Saddle Bags

are actually extra fat on the outter thighs not saggy boobs you D.A.

hereditary and usually occurs in horse riders

by linda March 14, 2005

dooshbag

see douchebag. the same, but prettier.

"matt huyuh is a dooshbag"

by linda November 18, 2004

Steak bake

A large pasty like snack which you can currently get down Greggs on a 2 for 1 deal basis. Unfortunately due to high demand from one induvidual who goes by the name of Jack, the factory supplying the ingredients for these bakes has been thrown into turmoil, with staff shortages and the like. Jack has currently bought up most of the shop and Greggs is consequently contemplating closure for the forseeable future due to lack of items of food for sale. If and when Greggs does re-open, Jack will almost certainly be banned from going within 10 feet of the shop. The boy in question is currently on the NHS waiting list for the proceedure of stomach stapeling.

Linda: I'm out of a job

Tor: *shocked* how? why?

Linda: That kid ate all the steak bakes in Greggs and the factory I was in wasn't sufficiently staffed and couldn't cope with the heavy work load.

Tor: Bastard *shakes fist*

by linda April 17, 2005

ritch

Celibate man who offered to cook me a dinner then cancelled.

"Are we doing it tonight?" " Not tonight love I'm Ritch"

by linda February 18, 2004

boosh boosh!

A noise that is made as one mimes tapping the legend that is Swotley on the behind. The noise and action must be accompanied by enthusiastic skipping movements. Swotley must be totally oblivious of the act and one must be careful that the hand in question does not actually come into physical contact with his rear end as he is prone to pooping at inappropriate times, it could also be seen as a groping gesture which could lead to a short term prison sentence and or fine if sexual harrassment is proven.

Linda: BOOSH BOOSH!

Wattbulb: *turning around, What are you doing?

Linda: Ohh nothing *rolls eyes and whistles

Torie: HAHAHAHAHA

by linda April 17, 2005