lil' snoopy's definitions

pikachu effect

When a girl thinks your cute, but in a plutonic way. Derived from how every girl thinks pikachu is adorable but would never ever date him.

Bart: hey man i think michelle likes me!!

Phil: your 5'6, weigh 190 pounds, and still live with your mom. Thats just the pikachu effect man.

by lil' snoopy January 21, 2010

proctostomy

from the *latin: *proct- anus, and *ostomy- the creation of a new hole. In simple terms, the shortening of 'ripping someone a new one.'

earl: man, clare just got all pissed off when she heard i dented the car.
phil: woa, she must've given you one bad proctostomy.

by lil' snoopy January 21, 2010

episodism

noun- the belief that all of your life is basically one big television show. Most notably showcased in "the truman show" starring jim carrey, this is often described as acute paranoia. (other forms: episodist, episodistic)

Tater: im telling you, this is a tv show and im the comic relief!!
phil: so your part of that episodism scene huh?

by lil' snoopy January 21, 2010

ultracheated

VERB. someone whos luck keeps falling bad side up. the ultimate form of bad luck.

robert: man, today I went to the store, tripped on a soda spill, fell in the way of a cart, got my head trampled, somebody youtubed it, My boss saw the video, found out I wasnt sick that day and fired my ass.

Phil: woah. ultracheated dude.

(robert gets hit by a bus)

by Lil' snoopy November 30, 2009

falser

Someone who may actually think they are a type of person like an emo, an anarchist, etc. but really dont act like one.

bobby: I'm so emo.

Phil: then whats the deal with the smiley face t-shirt and great attitude you stupid falser?

by Lil' snoopy November 30, 2009

mulliganology

Noun- in golf, when you screw up a drive, you get to take the shot over. This rule applies to life as so for mulliganologists.

Haley: YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH YOUR @#§&%$ SECRETARY?!
Jose: mulligan.
Phil: yessir that is mulliganology.

by lil' snoopy January 21, 2010

Ho hoe

NOUN. Someone who lives for the holidays. They buy the biggest christmas tree, get the giant santa statue, and the candy cane colored pooper-scooper.

Jenny: I just love the holidays! look at all this stuff I got at walmart! red and green costumes for my dogs, cinnamon tasting cigarretes, the three kings christmas album

Phil: Holy crap thats some crazy christmas sh*t you Ho hoe.

by Lil' snoopy November 30, 2009