lijordon's definitions

Donald Trump

Donald Dump is the Worst President Ever! We should dump him in a trash can!

LET'S GO F*** DONALD TRUMP!

by lijordon November 18, 2016

fucker

Donald Trump

Fucker Donald Trump just fucked USA.

by lijordon January 19, 2017

hillary clinton

A better choice over Donald Dump for president. No idea why people elected the TRASH DUMP.

Hillary Clinton should be the USA president instead of TRASH DUMP.

by lijordon November 18, 2016

trump sucks

the most definite sentence you can say

Hey, Trump Sucks! Let's vote for Hilary!

by lijordon November 18, 2016

Unpresidented

A word created by a moron named Donald Trump and somehow made the Word of the Year. =

Donald Trump is the most unpresidented person in USA.

by lijordon January 19, 2017

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

1-unattractive in a very bad way
2-no facetime
3-stay away from her
4-unattractive in a decent way
5-long legs/large boobs/large ass one of them
6-u want to facetime her
7-have two of them: long leg/large boob/large ass
8-pretty sure she has a bf
9-fucking hot ass
10-try to date her and u have a 0.001% chance of winning bc so many guys will date her

1-10 Female attractiveness scale), is a scale of female attractiveness.

by lijordon November 18, 2016

trump dick

The smallest of its kind

Did you see that trump dick? It is so small!

by lijordon January 25, 2017