24 definitions by libraryguy

Tuneup

masturbation

someone may give themselves a tuneup before going on a date to relieve any sexual worries ahead of time.

by libraryguy June 25, 2009

Eatin' down at the y

To perform oral sex on a girl. When a girls legs are spread her body makes the shape of a Y. Can be used in everyday conversation because many people will just assume you at down at the YMCA.

Man I finally experienced eatin' down at the Y last night. I alot more tasty that I expected.

by libraryguy February 4, 2010

sand duning

Gay sex. The dunes are similar to butt cheeks

Bobby was exhausted from sand duning all night.

by libraryguy March 18, 2011

Binford

Stopping a toilet however not to the point of overflowing, just stopping it up and leaving the remains for the next guy.

I used the bathroom at that restaurant and the damn thing wouldn't flush I pulled a Binford.

by libraryguy June 29, 2009

procrastbation

When you are avoiding doing something such as writing a paper, and you decide to masturbate.

I had to write a 10 page paper, and I'm worn out from all the procrastbation

by libraryguy April 14, 2021

T.H.O.

Titty Hard On.

Coined by William Boland in 1989. Although most likely used before then.

That girl was either cold or she liked what she saw cause she had a major T.H.O.

by libraryguy June 25, 2009

Hotassium

Something that comes from banging ho's. When you're feeling a little low you go out and rewsrewvenate by getting your dose of hotassium.

Steve was looking a bit weak, I suggested he needed some hotassium

by libraryguy August 30, 2013