libertine's definitions

arse stain

1. A shit stain on ones backside. A smear of shit on ones bottom possibly caused by poorly wiping ones arsehole or deliberately smearing shit on a persons arse, thus causing an arse stain.

I'm still wiping off the arse stain.

by Libertine June 17, 2016

Booger King

A derogatory name for Burger King.

When I was a kid, we had a rhyme that was a take off of their current advertising jingle:

The bigger the boogers
The greener the boogers
The boogers are bigger
At Booger King!

I had a nasty burger at Booger King

by Libertine October 3, 2005

bomb out

1. To fail, to perform poorly.

2. To be rejected.

1. Tom was afraid that he was going to bomb out on his math test.

2. John bombed out when he asked Jane on a date.

by Libertine September 28, 2009

cigar

A slang word for a tampon.

I was embarrassed when my lover asked me to pick up a box of cigars for her at the store.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

newspaper job

Spending a prolonged amount of time in the bathroom taking a shit. Called a "newspaper job" because one commonly takes the paper along with them to read as they sit on the toilet

I ate so much for lunch that I know I'll have to do a newspaper job this afternoon.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

numb bum

This is what happens to a person's rear end after sitting for too long.

That movie was so long that I ended up with a major case of numb bum.

by Libertine September 4, 2009

step on it

To hurry, to accelerate.

If he didn't drive faster, we were going to be late, so I told him to step on it.

by Libertine October 4, 2005