liberalwizardtyler's definitions

purple flurp

a fucking 'jimmy neutron' beverage.

look at that woman who has a vagina. she's drinking purple flurp with a man who subsequently has a penis. lolz!

by liberalwizardtyler June 19, 2008

Cannibal Corpse

led by zero-talent frontman george 'corpsegrinder' fisher, who growls indecipherable tidbits of ignorance to the mindless audience. fisher is one of the pioneers of the 'windmill' style of head-banging. he took it from pete townshend of the who's windmill style of guitar strumming. the talent went down 'exponentially' when fisher did his headbanging. each time he moves his head up and down in that infamous quick fashion, it kills six of his worthless w.o.w. brain cells. he started iut with 167. he know has -2345676543. yes, that is negative. cannibal corpse also features pat o'brien and rob barret on guitar (that god-awful low-pitched rumble), alex webster on bass (dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!), and paul mazurkiewicz on drums (double bass drumming only). they are members of the record label 'metal blade', which is a long-time stronghold for shitty "death-metal" bands.

alex needs to learn how to use the word "exponentially", and all of it's roots and outcroppings. cannibal corpse sucks, but they are funny to watch live, especially when you are stoned (which alex must also learn how to do/get). and boy, that corpsegrinder sure is funny when he goes on his ultra-ignorant rants regarding world of warcraft and growling (the proper way to growl and yell is 'from the diaphragm").

by liberalwizardtyler June 17, 2008

right wing militia

The fascism bullshit known as the bush administration and all of it's regimated offspring. What they do is they befriend large corporations and business execs so as to develop a strong alliance, in order to fund wars and other money-wasting, life-costing feats such as these.

fuck you bush, and all of the other members of the infamous right wing militia.

by liberalwizardtyler December 18, 2007

bullclit

a funny ass way of saying bullshit

"that was bullclit what a cunt your mom was acting like!"

by liberalwizardtyler September 6, 2007

Wal-Martyr

A conservative yuppy soccer mom who whines about having to do the grocery shopping. Her logic somehow withstands the fact that her poor husband works sixty-five hour weeks at a highly stressful job.

"Look at Gina, shopping whilst complaining of being overworked", says worker number one
"Yah," says worker number two, "Boy is she ever a Wal-Martyr!"

by liberalwizardtyler August 31, 2007

yours is no disgrace

A song by yes.
The lyrics go as follows:
Yesterday a morning came, a smile upon your face.
Caesar's palace, morning glory, silly human race,
On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving any place,
If the summer change to winter, yours is no disgrace.
Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are,
Shining, flying, purple wolfhound, show me where you are,
Lost in summer, morning, winter, travel very far,
Lost in musing circumstances, that's just where you are.

This song is about the Vietnam war, and about how soldiers crawled out of "dirty holes" (underground bunkers) and "their morals" would "disappear", simply meaning that they would have killed someone for no reason.
The song was very anti-war, especially the vitenam war.

The song yours is no disgrace is a jam and an instrumental neo-awesome tune.

by liberalwizardtyler July 30, 2007

george walker bush

1. worst man who everl ived.
2. idiot.
3. fascist.
4. mother fucking cunt sucking cock licking vagina enjoying son of a bitching pick ass coon cunt vage nigger dickwipe twatcleaner.

the 43rd prsident of the united states of america is a coon cunted nigger vagina george walker bushed out dicksplat assfuckshit.

by liberalwizardtyler July 20, 2007