While I can't really speak for others, mine is a nasty old bitch who nags at me for doing whatever and hates me for no reason, but would jump in front of a fucking bullet for by goody two shoes sister.
My mother: Nag nag nag do your homework don't say anything mean about the neighbour's weird kid
Me: I'm just trying to live my life.
Me: I'm just trying to live my life.
by leo123456 February 20, 2024
Stupid bitches who thinks they're feminists because they hate men.
And unlike actual feminists, instead of actually dealing with problems regarding sexism in the world, they make a "35 Questions for Men" BuzzFeed video and use the words "mansplaining", "manspreading", and "patriarchy" on a daily basis.
They think spreading your legs is a bigger problem than whatever the fuck's going on in the Middle East right now or even problems going on back home.
Also massive (hippo)crites. They go on and on about drinking male tears and the evil cishets but whenever anyone says the same thing back to them they make a bunch of Twitter hashtags trying to get that person banned off of the internet forever.
If I said "I love to drink female tears", I'd probably get bombarded with people telling me to kill myself and that I'm mysogynistic scum. I'm not saying mysogyny is good or anything, but fuckfaces like this need to stop being hypocrites and shove a glass dildo up their ass until it pops.
And unlike actual feminists, instead of actually dealing with problems regarding sexism in the world, they make a "35 Questions for Men" BuzzFeed video and use the words "mansplaining", "manspreading", and "patriarchy" on a daily basis.
They think spreading your legs is a bigger problem than whatever the fuck's going on in the Middle East right now or even problems going on back home.
Also massive (hippo)crites. They go on and on about drinking male tears and the evil cishets but whenever anyone says the same thing back to them they make a bunch of Twitter hashtags trying to get that person banned off of the internet forever.
If I said "I love to drink female tears", I'd probably get bombarded with people telling me to kill myself and that I'm mysogynistic scum. I'm not saying mysogyny is good or anything, but fuckfaces like this need to stop being hypocrites and shove a glass dildo up their ass until it pops.
Misandrist: #KillAllMen
Any sane person: Maybe it's not the best idea to use a hashtag that promotes killing half of the entire world's population.
Misandrist: Are you seriously mansplaining to me right now!?!?!?
Any sane person: Maybe it's not the best idea to use a hashtag that promotes killing half of the entire world's population.
Misandrist: Are you seriously mansplaining to me right now!?!?!?
by leo123456 December 08, 2023
My Urban Dictionary handle is Leo123456. There. Are you happy now Urban Dictionary? I put a fucking example.
by leo123456 December 08, 2023
Bullshit repeated over and over again by every astrology girl on planet Earth.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.
They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.
Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.
In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.
They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.
Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.
In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
by leo123456 December 09, 2023
Something so fucking ridiculous I think that we should just let global warming continue to happen so we can all roast to death. Why are people fighting over their fucking gender? As if you can fucking control that! These retards need to get a life and not base their opinions of the opposite gender of of BuzzFeed articles and Andrew Tate podcasts.
by leo123456 December 09, 2023
The Messiah for 12 year olds who make sigma edits on YouTube shorts.
He's some bald prick who hates poor people, because how much money you have dictates who you are as a person. Yeah. That makes sense.
He's a fucking human trafficking scumbag who likes to spout a bunch of misogynistic bullshit on his garbage podcast, where he also promotes this "academy" or whatever, which is basically a glorified pyramid scheme.
Once you shell out all your money to him in his little pyramid scheme, you can no longer listen to Andrew Tate because all the bullshit he says about poor people will now be applicable to you.
He's some bald prick who hates poor people, because how much money you have dictates who you are as a person. Yeah. That makes sense.
He's a fucking human trafficking scumbag who likes to spout a bunch of misogynistic bullshit on his garbage podcast, where he also promotes this "academy" or whatever, which is basically a glorified pyramid scheme.
Once you shell out all your money to him in his little pyramid scheme, you can no longer listen to Andrew Tate because all the bullshit he says about poor people will now be applicable to you.
12 year old: I love watching Andrew Tate on YouTube shorts!!!!!
Someone with an IQ over -20: What the fuck is wrong with you.
Someone with an IQ over -20: What the fuck is wrong with you.
by leo123456 December 09, 2023