lenny's definitions

twerkin'

to do your shit like a mutha fuckin professional

Today at my J-O-B I was twerkin' it like a pro...all day, ery day.

by Lenny February 2, 2004

don mattingly

similar to a dirty sanchez but applying it under her eyes.

She said she didnt want a dirty sanchez so i gave her a don mattingly

by lenny December 23, 2004

Len

A shortened version of the male first name Leonard.

So Len, why don't you like to be called Leonard?

by Lenny April 23, 2005

Crapper

Named after the inventor of the modern toilet, Thomas Crapper of England

I need to use the crapper.

by lenny May 13, 2005

Burrett

Someone who cannot control his emotions and gets angry easily. As a result, everyone else deliberately provokes a burrett to get a reaction because it is so easy.

He looks like a bit of a burrett. I bet I can make him mad within two minutes.

by Lenny June 22, 2004

Head

That lame ass clothing company that makes tennis gear

by Lenny March 31, 2003

Mugglenet

The best Harry Potter website in the world. Is funny, but also a good place for HP updates.

Muggle 1: Mugglenet rocks!
Muggle 2: I totally agree!

by Lenny December 31, 2004