lemonboy's definitions

bum it blue

1. when you love it something to hard, you gotta bum it
2. when you love bummin so much, that your cock turns blue.
3. a mixture of sex and watercolour.

I love Lionel Blair, if i ever see him i am gonna bum it blue!!

by lemonboy October 3, 2006

poo race

1. a race around the world, while holding a large piece of poo.
2. a race where two people take a shit; the winner being the first to wipe their arse and reach the other.

Note: not to be confused with poo face (when you smear poo on your face for a pleasurable and/or cosmetic purpose).

TODD: Man, this piece of poo is stuck to my hand!
JOHN: Two of poo, one of me...i make that a poo race!
TODD: WTF!!
JOHN: ...I, uh...don't get out much...

by Lemonboy September 25, 2006

hood wank

when you wank off a hooded figure OR have a wank wearing a hooded top.

i had a hood wank last night, now i'm all sticky

by lemonboy October 1, 2006

ricky for the dot

1. when you're ricky, for the dot
2. lettering marking the place of some bum fun or a sacrificial slaughtering.
3. a graffiti-based tag made from a sticky, white substance that will remain unnamed.
4. a council estate calling used to stregthen the chav population
5. Ronald Mcdonald

Also known as: ricky 4 da dot, ricky from the dot, backalley troubles or nininitti.

BETH: are you ricky?
FRED: no, i'm ricky, ricky for the dot!

by lemonboy October 1, 2006

whannel

when you strum on your dick so hard it explodes.

i saw this guy wailing on his dick so hard, it was like whannel hard.

by lemonboy October 2, 2006

mulletface

someone with a really hairy face, like super hairy.

man i saw this guy with a mulletface, the hair was literally hanging of his chin.

by lemonboy September 23, 2008

cumberbox

a box to keep my cum in, not yours.

my cumberbox is as big as a poubelle.

by lemonboy October 2, 2006