When you ask someone their favorite color and they refuse to admit its chartreuse, insisting its periwinkle blue... but you know better...
by lbdub January 21, 2022

The midnight hour of debauchery when you decide to go home with the next guy who plays an 80's song on the jukebox.
Billy: "Heard you made it to the IdolHour last night, told you it wouldn't be pleasant!"
Zil: "So, he was a rebel, what's your point?"
Zil: "So, he was a rebel, what's your point?"
by lbdub November 13, 2021

My boyfriend and I made an amazing sex video last night, but later when we watched it, we realized everything was black. Guess we had the wrong nude lighting.
by lbdub April 09, 2010

The act of fashionably bleaching your butthole in the early AM while a friend encouragingly helps via webcam.
Lou: "Looking good, but you still got a little spot of dark to the right"
Holly: "Liz said it would even out? what did i do wrong?"
Liz: "Dont worry babygirl, lets spruce it up and louisBuittawn it... with the right touch...we... are... THERE"
Lou: "wow, that looks better than a $1,000 purse!"
Holly: "Liz said it would even out? what did i do wrong?"
Liz: "Dont worry babygirl, lets spruce it up and louisBuittawn it... with the right touch...we... are... THERE"
Lou: "wow, that looks better than a $1,000 purse!"
by lbdub November 13, 2021

"My (old) friend"
Your mate, you brother, your closest friend.
Country of origin: Wales (cockney)
China plate, plate rhymes with mate
Your mate, you brother, your closest friend.
Country of origin: Wales (cockney)
China plate, plate rhymes with mate
Rob: 'ello petal, did you meet me old china at the pub earlier?
Liz: oh Wilfred? I thought you WEREN'T friends...
Liz: oh Wilfred? I thought you WEREN'T friends...
by lbdub February 09, 2022
