slothensteined

The unforeseen laziness that takes over after losing a game of billiards followed by eating 1 too many 7-11 cheeseburgers. Usually accompanied by large amounts of adult beverages, and in certain cases, a game of boggle.

Mateo: "Wow Liz, he really looks slothensteined right now, can he make it home?"
Damon: "Im ok, might just take me a little bit to get there..."

by lbdub November 13, 2021

IdolHour

The midnight hour of debauchery when you decide to go home with the next guy who plays an 80's song on the jukebox.

Billy: "Heard you made it to the IdolHour last night, told you it wouldn't be pleasant!"
Zil: "So, he was a rebel, what's your point?"

by lbdub November 13, 2021

nude lighting

The process of finding the best lighting used to make a sex video on a cellphone.

My boyfriend and I made an amazing sex video last night, but later when we watched it, we realized everything was black. Guess we had the wrong nude lighting.

by lbdub April 09, 2010

louisBuittawn

The act of fashionably bleaching your butthole in the early AM while a friend encouragingly helps via webcam.

Lou: "Looking good, but you still got a little spot of dark to the right"
Holly: "Liz said it would even out? what did i do wrong?"
Liz: "Dont worry babygirl, lets spruce it up and louisBuittawn it... with the right touch...we... are... THERE"
Lou: "wow, that looks better than a $1,000 purse!"

by lbdub November 13, 2021

Me old china

"My (old) friend"
Your mate, you brother, your closest friend.
Country of origin: Wales (cockney)
China plate, plate rhymes with mate

Rob: 'ello petal, did you meet me old china at the pub earlier?
Liz: oh Wilfred? I thought you WEREN'T friends...

by lbdub February 09, 2022