lbdub's definitions

louisBuittawn

The act of fashionably bleaching your butthole in the early AM while a friend encouragingly helps via webcam.

Lou: "Looking good, but you still got a little spot of dark to the right"
Holly: "Liz said it would even out? what did i do wrong?"
Liz: "Dont worry babygirl, lets spruce it up and louisBuittawn it... with the right touch...we... are... THERE"
Lou: "wow, that looks better than a $1,000 purse!"

by lbdub November 13, 2021

Pattymelt

When you get fucked raw so long and good your legs wont work when you stand up to leave.

Beth: "I cant feel my legs, what did you do to me?"
Tony: "Just a good ol' Pattymelt special!"

by lbdub November 13, 2021

Tased-Straight

The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.

Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"

by lbdub March 16, 2022

Tittynope

When they're looking good, but it's all see no touch...

Went to the Arrowhead and saw the sexiest large breasted bitch bending over the pool table... when I went to talk to "them", she tittynoped me

by lbdub March 17, 2022

Me old china

"My (old) friend"
Your mate, you brother, your closest friend.
Country of origin: Wales (cockney)
China plate, plate rhymes with mate

Rob: 'ello petal, did you meet me old china at the pub earlier?
Liz: oh Wilfred? I thought you WEREN'T friends...

by lbdub February 9, 2022