lbdub's definitions

Pattymelt

When you get fucked raw so long and good your legs wont work when you stand up to leave.

Beth: "I cant feel my legs, what did you do to me?"
Tony: "Just a good ol' Pattymelt special!"

by lbdub November 13, 2021

louisBuittawn

The act of fashionably bleaching your butthole in the early AM while a friend encouragingly helps via webcam.

Lou: "Looking good, but you still got a little spot of dark to the right"
Holly: "Liz said it would even out? what did i do wrong?"
Liz: "Dont worry babygirl, lets spruce it up and louisBuittawn it... with the right touch...we... are... THERE"
Lou: "wow, that looks better than a $1,000 purse!"

by lbdub November 13, 2021

LBDub

The act of being hustled in a game of Pool or Poker (usually Texas Hold-em) for most or all of your money. The person who is getting LBDubbed is usually unaware that this is happening and has been lured into a false sense of security before being beaten. Once LBDubbed, the losing party will leave with an overwhelming feeling of disdain and regret but also admiration, as this is an art. The LBDubber is meticulous and crafty, and uses everything in their repertoire to gain the trust of their opponent; including but not limited to their looks, wittiness, and overall charm. The ability to LBDub someone cannot be taught or learned, rather a primal instinct in which only a small percentage of people will acquire throughout their lifetime. Most LBDubbers are intelligent, sarcastic, and beautiful woman in the late 30's. It is not uncommon that once LBDubbed, a person will suffer from anger and depression, and an overall hate towards the world. It is not wise to bet any money against an LBDubber, as you most surely will lose.

Jay: "Did Liz really just win 6 times in the last hour? That was your rent money!"
Daria: "It happened so quick, I didn't even realize i was getting LBDubbed until it was over..."

by lbdub November 13, 2021

slothensteined

The unforeseen laziness that takes over after losing a game of billiards followed by eating 1 too many 7-11 cheeseburgers. Usually accompanied by large amounts of adult beverages, and in certain cases, a game of boggle.

Mateo: "Wow Liz, he really looks slothensteined right now, can he make it home?"
Damon: "Im ok, might just take me a little bit to get there..."

by lbdub November 13, 2021

nude lighting

The process of finding the best lighting used to make a sex video on a cellphone.

My boyfriend and I made an amazing sex video last night, but later when we watched it, we realized everything was black. Guess we had the wrong nude lighting.

by lbdub April 9, 2010