LBDub

The act of being hustled in a game of Pool or Poker (usually Texas Hold-em) for most or all of your money. The person who is getting LBDubbed is usually unaware that this is happening and has been lured into a false sense of security before being beaten. Once LBDubbed, the losing party will leave with an overwhelming feeling of disdain and regret but also admiration, as this is an art. The LBDubber is meticulous and crafty, and uses everything in their repertoire to gain the trust of their opponent; including but not limited to their looks, wittiness, and overall charm. The ability to LBDub someone cannot be taught or learned, rather a primal instinct in which only a small percentage of people will acquire throughout their lifetime. Most LBDubbers are intelligent, sarcastic, and beautiful woman in the late 30's. It is not uncommon that once LBDubbed, a person will suffer from anger and depression, and an overall hate towards the world. It is not wise to bet any money against an LBDubber, as you most surely will lose.

Jay: "Did Liz really just win 6 times in the last hour? That was your rent money!"
Daria: "It happened so quick, I didn't even realize i was getting LBDubbed until it was over..."

by lbdub November 13, 2021

Pattymelt

When you get fucked raw so long and good your legs wont work when you stand up to leave.

Beth: "I cant feel my legs, what did you do to me?"
Tony: "Just a good ol' Pattymelt special!"

by lbdub November 13, 2021

Tittynope

When they're looking good, but it's all see no touch...

Went to the Arrowhead and saw the sexiest large breasted bitch bending over the pool table... when I went to talk to "them", she tittynoped me

by lbdub March 17, 2022

slothensteined

The unforeseen laziness that takes over after losing a game of billiards followed by eating 1 too many 7-11 cheeseburgers. Usually accompanied by large amounts of adult beverages, and in certain cases, a game of boggle.

Mateo: "Wow Liz, he really looks slothensteined right now, can he make it home?"
Damon: "Im ok, might just take me a little bit to get there..."

by lbdub November 13, 2021

Tased-Straight

The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.

Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"

by lbdub March 16, 2022

Noicely-fucked

The exact moment when you realize that teaching angles in billiards to your opponent has left you with all of your balls still left on the table as they are shooting for the eight. You are proud yet feel like you're about to be fucked. .

Mike: "So should I go for the 5 ball in the side? Or take the 7 up the rail?"
Liz: "I'd pocket the side first and come back for the 7 to leave you clean with the 8"
Christina: "Liz, you are about to get noicely-fucked!"
*Mike makes both shots*
Liz: "Been fucked worse on this table..."

by lbdub March 16, 2022

Dartbottom

Not to be confused with an arrowhead. The dartbottom is a tricky sexy bitch who pretends she can't play darts and will go to great lengths to make you believe so: not limited to playing with one eye closed, provocatively dancing to Mazza Star, or just smiling in your direction making you forget what you were doing to begin with.

Scooter: " Wow Christina really knows her way around the dartboard!"
Liz: "I know right? I wonder what her secret is..."
Mike: "C'mon guys, didn't you know my wife is the sexiest dartbottom in this part of town?"

by lbdub March 17, 2022