larry's definitions

chop

someone that is portugese. A word that is sometimes used by portugese people to describe themselves or can be used as racial slur.

You stupid fucken chop.
Yo Larry we chops for life

by larry April 16, 2005

threesh

50% more than a douche

My boss is such a threesh!

by Larry May 10, 2004

dead mom jokes

Unlike mom jokes, these jokes are not funny. Especially if the death has been recent.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.

mat fourneir -Sex with your mom last night was bad!
holly- what?
mat- she was stiff as a board

by Larry April 13, 2004

mud shovel

A mud shovel is the term used to describe any long, hard tool that is used to perform anal sex.

Baby, open the gates to your brown barrier so I can dig for sump'n wit mah mud shovel.

by Larry December 4, 2003

Rubbing the precious

Giddy with glee

After hearing that he hit the lotto, Bob was like rubbing the precious

by Larry January 18, 2004

CLASSIC GRILL CHEESE

YELLOW LABIAS WITH RED PEPPER HUMUS and a pickle.

mm... that guy on the scooter has some classic grill cheese. why does he have female fashon dreads.

by LARRY April 23, 2005

Angry Pelican

When your rallying a chick on the beach and you accidently slip out and your dong hits the sand and you are too caught up in the moment and stick it back in.

no example,, its just The Angry Pelican.

by Larry September 29, 2004