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ASM

THIS ONE WHEN THIS PERSON MAKE DANGER MAN LIKE LEVEL 69,000 ON PHASMOPHOBIA CAUSE THIS TEACH FAKER HOW TO PLAY GIGA CHAD SIGMA

ASM ALSO IS WHEN SOMEONE IS OBSESSED WITH JDM CARS
E-Girls: "OMG THAT GUY IS SOO GOOD ON FORZA SUCH A DRIFT L0RD"
CHAD: "You mean XxGTRf4n69xX that guy is such a asm"

ASM: *Proceeds to play "all my friends are fake - Tate Mcrae* "I'm such a drift lord YUH AYE RATIO + L bozo + supra faster than bugatti + Harry Potter king
by laptoplord February 23, 2022
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loomex

Loomex is someone who is a tracer one trick listens to sad songs but he is not sad
"he is so good"
"yes he is such a loomex"
by laptoplord October 4, 2021
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Akira Agma

Akira Agma is so high IQ he does plays we think are bad but he is so intellectually better than the rest of the people he says the play is good
Average player: "Look at this clip this guy is afk behind the objective for the whole round"

Chad player: "No, he is just Akira Agma he is doing a 100000iq play of inting so the enemy team gets an ego and then he crushed the ego and gets more sr"

*Akira Agma Summons"

Akira Agma: " I'm high bro"
by laptoplord February 14, 2022
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van clan

The bois

The original inventors of THE VAN COMP which consists of 6 very intelligent humans in volskaya industries
random normies: "you guys are inting"
The van clan: "VAN CLAN GAMEPLAY"
by laptoplord October 4, 2021
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Badi

Pikachu lover, they love Pikachu so much they have an album with 10000 thousand Pikachu photos, they have all of them even some exclusive renders.
Random: "I have all pikachu photos"

Qemzi: "no badi has all of them and he wants to impregnate pikachu get good"

Badi: " Ratio + L bozo + get good + YB better + didn't ask + i smurf your peak"
by laptoplord February 14, 2022
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smurfton

smurfton = anton but smurf

so op anton crazy kovaaks god
someone gets rank 1 in minecraft server

"omg that must be smurfton"
by laptoplord October 4, 2021
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mozananana

mozananana is a person that says man after everything they say to everyone even their mom

The name mozananana comes from the origin Moza + banana because she looks, acts, and is a banana

mozananana usually gets high off nothing after 12 am its like a switch they just become high

they have their entire morning routine written down by the second and always wake up at the same time and do the same thing (I think she is an NPC)

They say they have anger issues but usually, if they insult anyone they will apologize in a couple of hours

they have all answers IDK how

Red Bull addict

Likes animals but usually only has them for less than 1 day

Always at expo even if it's during class time

Bird mom
person: "BIG OMEEEEG I finished my red bull"
mentally sane person: "????"

person: "BIGGGG BIG OMEEEEEEEG IT DIED"
mentally sane person: "you're such a mozananana"
mozananana:“ana ma a3trf b al ain ana mn dubai”
by laptoplord March 16, 2022
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