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THIS ONE WHEN SOMEONE DONT LIKE CARDI B TOO MUCH DONT LIKE
ZEROBARZ LIKE STRAWBERRY MILK TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH LIKE HOW FAKER MAKE CAMERA MOVE TOOOOOOO MUCH LIKE WOW THANK
This one also no like blitzcrank because blitzcrank make pull him away from nicki minaj NOT THANK MAKER THIS ONE
ZEROBARZ LIKE STRAWBERRY MILK TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH LIKE HOW FAKER MAKE CAMERA MOVE TOOOOOOO MUCH LIKE WOW THANK
This one also no like blitzcrank because blitzcrank make pull him away from nicki minaj NOT THANK MAKER THIS ONE
Teacher *talking about random shit*
zerobarz: "nicki minaj is god"
Teacher: " WHAT SAY YOU ??? NOT THANK THIS ONE"
Teacher *writes zerobarz name on board*
zerobarz *TRANSFORMS INTO SCARY MAN LIKE SLENDER MAN*
Teacher *too much scare this one*
Teacher *remove name from board because scared from slender man*
zerobarz: "bra, ta, ta, tat" *JUMPS ON TEACHER LIKE SCARY MAN FROM AMONGUS
Teacher *Becomes vampire* "I AM DANGER LIKE DAMON FROM NETFLIX SHOW"
zerobarz: " Dòng zhù! Bù xǔ zǒu!"
TEACHER AND ZEROBARZ *fight like this one when make fight in dragon ball z*
teacher *fight like titan*
zerobarz *BECOME HULK AND KILL*
Cristiano ronaldo: "SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
zerobarz: "nicki minaj is god"
Teacher: " WHAT SAY YOU ??? NOT THANK THIS ONE"
Teacher *writes zerobarz name on board*
zerobarz *TRANSFORMS INTO SCARY MAN LIKE SLENDER MAN*
Teacher *too much scare this one*
Teacher *remove name from board because scared from slender man*
zerobarz: "bra, ta, ta, tat" *JUMPS ON TEACHER LIKE SCARY MAN FROM AMONGUS
Teacher *Becomes vampire* "I AM DANGER LIKE DAMON FROM NETFLIX SHOW"
zerobarz: " Dòng zhù! Bù xǔ zǒu!"
TEACHER AND ZEROBARZ *fight like this one when make fight in dragon ball z*
teacher *fight like titan*
zerobarz *BECOME HULK AND KILL*
Cristiano ronaldo: "SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
by laptoplord March 11, 2022
Get the zerobarzmug. THIS ONE WHEN THIS PERSON MAKE DANGER MAN LIKE LEVEL 69,000 ON PHASMOPHOBIA CAUSE THIS TEACH FAKER HOW TO PLAY GIGA CHAD SIGMA
ASM ALSO IS WHEN SOMEONE IS OBSESSED WITH JDM CARS
ASM ALSO IS WHEN SOMEONE IS OBSESSED WITH JDM CARS
E-Girls: "OMG THAT GUY IS SOO GOOD ON FORZA SUCH A DRIFT L0RD"
CHAD: "You mean XxGTRf4n69xX that guy is such a asm"
ASM: *Proceeds to play "all my friends are fake - Tate Mcrae* "I'm such a drift lord YUH AYE RATIO + L bozo + supra faster than bugatti + Harry Potter king
CHAD: "You mean XxGTRf4n69xX that guy is such a asm"
ASM: *Proceeds to play "all my friends are fake - Tate Mcrae* "I'm such a drift lord YUH AYE RATIO + L bozo + supra faster than bugatti + Harry Potter king
by laptoplord February 23, 2022
Get the ASMmug. The bois
The original inventors of THE VAN COMP which consists of 6 very intelligent humans in volskaya industries
The original inventors of THE VAN COMP which consists of 6 very intelligent humans in volskaya industries
by laptoplord October 4, 2021
Get the van clanmug. mozananana is a person that says man after everything they say to everyone even their mom
The name mozananana comes from the origin Moza + banana because she looks, acts, and is a banana
mozananana usually gets high off nothing after 12 am its like a switch they just become high
they have their entire morning routine written down by the second and always wake up at the same time and do the same thing (I think she is an NPC)
They say they have anger issues but usually, if they insult anyone they will apologize in a couple of hours
they have all answers IDK how
Red Bull addict
Likes animals but usually only has them for less than 1 day
Always at expo even if it's during class time
Bird mom
The name mozananana comes from the origin Moza + banana because she looks, acts, and is a banana
mozananana usually gets high off nothing after 12 am its like a switch they just become high
they have their entire morning routine written down by the second and always wake up at the same time and do the same thing (I think she is an NPC)
They say they have anger issues but usually, if they insult anyone they will apologize in a couple of hours
they have all answers IDK how
Red Bull addict
Likes animals but usually only has them for less than 1 day
Always at expo even if it's during class time
Bird mom
person: "BIG OMEEEEG I finished my red bull"
mentally sane person: "????"
person: "BIGGGG BIG OMEEEEEEEG IT DIED"
mentally sane person: "you're such a mozananana"
mozananana:“ana ma a3trf b al ain ana mn dubai”
mentally sane person: "????"
person: "BIGGGG BIG OMEEEEEEEG IT DIED"
mentally sane person: "you're such a mozananana"
mozananana:“ana ma a3trf b al ain ana mn dubai”
by laptoplord March 16, 2022
Get the mozanananamug. This one Qemzi good yuumi like this one SOLO RENEKTON ONLY, you know this one solo renekton only is safe CAUSIN WOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
by laptoplord February 14, 2022
Get the Qemzimug. This one name destinite and then ghost emoji chaddest kaisa enjoyer also they have a crush on yordles like doaenel and I quote "let me tell you why fucking yordles is meta" Also they peaked 4.7 in overwatch and have a MASSIVE ego
random plat peaker: OMG, THAT WINSTON SO GOOOOD HE MUST BE THAT ONE 4.7 PEAK YODLE IMPREGNATOR
4.3 peak owpd edge lord: that winston so bad
*destinite summons*
Destinite :ghost: :" I legit smurf ur peak and fuck your yordle mother" + "ratio + L Bozo + Yordle hotter"
4.3 peak owpd edge lord: that winston so bad
*destinite summons*
Destinite :ghost: :" I legit smurf ur peak and fuck your yordle mother" + "ratio + L Bozo + Yordle hotter"
by laptoplord February 14, 2022
Get the Destinite :ghost:mug. THIS ONE LIKE ARABIC SONG
Also this one person like make fight with other people when in car like make "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
ALSO 7an6oor KNOW ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL PEOPLE IN WORLD
Also this one person like make fight with other people when in car like make "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
ALSO 7an6oor KNOW ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL PEOPLE IN WORLD
person: *telling a story about someone*
7an6oor: "is that .........."
person: "how the fuck do you know everyone"
7an6oor friend: "7an6oor know everyone scary man this one but thank when he know"
7an6oor: ":purple heart: I love bts"
7an6oor: "is that .........."
person: "how the fuck do you know everyone"
7an6oor friend: "7an6oor know everyone scary man this one but thank when he know"
7an6oor: ":purple heart: I love bts"
by laptoplord March 12, 2022
Get the 7an6oormug.